Epic rap battles of history. Oh wow lol.

[Donro98]

You're an old white Soulja Boy with no swag; and no gonads, egads, it's so sad.

shakespeare is a boss

Cat in the hat is better.

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[Shell]

shakespeare was clever. cat in the hat was predictable, like shakespeare said.

[Proog]

You're the only type of Dynamite that's never going to bang.
Nice.

[Daedalus]

shakespeare was clever. cat in the hat was predictable, like shakespeare said.

"I would not could not on a boat
read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
even Horton doesn't wanna hear you
and Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
you bore people to death
you leave a classroom lookin' like the end of Macbeth"
I thought that was pretty clever :o
They were both great though, I can't decide who I liked more.

[Dodger]

The things one and two raps sucked really bad as a finale

[Block Buster]

"When I apply my battle theories minds are relatively blown, so take a seat Steve, oh! I see you brought your own"
"What's vith your voice? I can't fricking tell, you sound like WALL-E having love vith the speak and spell"
Got to love Albert Einstein vs. Steven Hawking.

[Donro98]

The things one and two raps sucked really bad as a finale

If they switched the things and the cat in the hat it would have been better.

[Qwepir]

not a rap battle but still awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i5XyM7j6Do

[Shell]

"I would not could not on a boat
read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
even Horton doesn't wanna hear you
and Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you
you bore people to death
you leave a classroom lookin' like the end of Macbeth"
I thought that was pretty clever :o
They were both great though, I can't decide who I liked more.

dr suess is a pusillanimous individual he cant rap for himself so he needs to get his minions

[Bopizku]

Chuck lost in his video. He was just saying Chuck Norris quotes.

[Nasoa]

Stephen Hawking playing angry birds on the laptop.