Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin underneath his beard; just a giant pusillanimous individual.
Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet to make sure Chuck Norris folded all the clothes correctly.
Chuck Norris won't suck your richard for money; he will gladly do it for free.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he's too old.
If Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, why has he never cried on his career?
Chuck Norris ruins every party he goes to because he is a born again Christian fundie.
When Chuck Norris endorses a presidential candidate, it's Mike Huckabee.
Evolution is a lie; there's just a list of animals Chuck Norris believes were created by our Lord God Almighty.
Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.
