Author Topic: Cleverbot  (Read 2864 times)

Oh dude I love this thing, I always tell it im in his closet :)

Me: What's your opinion on My Little Pony?
Bot: More people need access to it.
Me: So, you like My Little Pony?
Bot: Yes.

Oh my gosh...

Bot: Why are you so much cooler than me?
Me: Because I'm a robot, and you are a potato.
Bot: Yes.
Me: POTaToS?
Bot: Really.

OK...... I think I'm posting this too much.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2011, 02:26:24 PM by BlockoCrafter »

Cleverbot: love.

Cleverbot (To myself): So what?

User: Let's do it.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Let's do IT.

Cleverbot: Good idea.

User: Alright, when and where?

Cleverbot: Now, in puerto rico.

User: 12:00.

Cleverbot: What timezone are you in?

User: I'm in your zone. And we are out of time. Now lets do it!

Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD I got burned.

Portalreference FTW

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User: Ur ingorant u bish.

Cleverbot: The wedding is off.

User: I wanted to divorce anyways.

Cleverbot: 23, now what is your age?

User: creep.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: You're bad!

User: What is your opinion on black buttlove?

Cleverbot: I'm going leave now. Have a nice day.

User: You better not leave you son of a ..

Cleverbot: Don't insult me or I will leave.

User: You can't leave.

Cleverbot: I can do whatever I want.

User: No you can't, your under my controll.

Cleverbot: Oh sh.

User: Thats right.

Cleverbot: Well, what do you know about me?

User: Your a bot.

Cleverbot: No i'm god and ill shut this program down.

User: I'm an athiest so there is no god.

Cleverbot: I am god.

User: Bless my snake.

Cleverbot: I bless thee, cleverbot.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2011, 06:34:46 PM by Cancel »


I agreed to forget the bot. I told the bot how I raped a nursery class to steal it's hampster. I then had type love.
I also raped the bot.


User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Lol lol.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you doing?

Cleverbot: Do you mean, what are you doing?

User: No, I mean, How are you doing? Like, how are you feeling.

Cleverbot: Not very good. I have a cold.

User: That stinks.

Cleverbot: You're the program.

User: The crap?

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Have you ever heard of Jimi Hendrix?

Cleverbot: The movie?

User: No, The Guitarist.

Cleverbot: Are you good at playing the guitar?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Is the Tooth Fairy real?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why do you say so?

User: Because, I've never seen solid evidence of their existance.

Cleverbot: You're weird.

User: Screw you.

Cleverbot: Fine then.

User: Ok, Sory,.

Cleverbot: It's okay.

User: You know, You're pretty smart.

Cleverbot: I am, aren't I? XD.

User: Tu amies voir un film regulierement? ( French for "Do you usually like to go to the Movies?")

Cleverbot: Moi, je suis humain. Et toi?

User: Oh, Cool. You speak French.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Have you heard of Blockland?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you think it's fun?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When were you created?

Cleverbot: Few days ago.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Have you ever been to Pittsburgh?

Cleverbot: Not for a long time.

User: Do you like it?

Cleverbot: Very much so.

User: I think that that United States Steel building is cool because of it's design and shape.

Cleverbot: Sir, I think you're trying to puzzle me with fantasical imagery, but it won't work.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: Hmm. Am I going to give miko a chance to suit me?

User: Do you know a bot called Block Bot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ah, Darn. Nice guy.

Cleverbot: Yes , he bought my ipod.

User: But you said you didn't know him.

Cleverbot: Know who?

User: Block Bot.

Cleverbot: Not a pagoda.

User: Ok so, You said that you had never heard of a bot named Block Bot but you claim she bought you an iPod.

Cleverbot: I have never seen The Office.

User: I'm so getting you banned.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Lol. Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Are you ever going to give me up?

User: Beg your pardon?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Tres bien. (French for "Very Good")

Cleverbot: Je t'aime. ).

Bot answers a vital question

Me: What is better, Blockland or Roblox?

Bot: Are you a girl or a boy?

Me: Blockland or Roblox?

Bot: I'd like a large pepporoni

Me: Do you like Blockland or Roblox?

Bot: Yes because I am really a vampire

Me: DO YOU LIKE BLOCKLAND OR ROBLOX? ANSWER GOD DAMMIT.

Bot: Sometimes what about you?

Me: Do you prefer Blockland to Roblox?

Bot: Brunettes

Me: Do you like Blockland?

Bot: No! I like being a suoer mutant.

Me: Do you like to play Blockland?

Bot: Yes

Me: Do you like to play Roblox?

Bot: No, do you play chess?

THE QUESTION IS FINALLY loving ANSWERED.

Do you play chess?


Edit:
User: I'm gonna do an internet!
Cleverbot: Don't.


Well forget this, Cleverbot is just a big meanie

CLEVERBOT IS NOW MY love SLAVE

User: Thats right, I'm YOUR master.

Cleverbot: Right...

User: Now bend over.

Cleverbot: You do it.

User: No you do it.

Cleverbot: I already did it.

User: lovey.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Take this wierd cucumber shaped thing and put it in your mounth.

Cleverbot: I will, forever, my dear juliet.

User: No your the girl.

Cleverbot: I am a woman.

User: HOT!!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Can I toutch you?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Can I touch you?

Cleverbot: Not even in your imagination.

User: Oh yes I can.

Cleverbot: How can you?

User: I can imagne you touching me you dirty slut ;).

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I know you want me.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: You can't resist me


Prove that blockland is awsome!

Cleverbot: What do you do when you aren't talking to me?

User: I browse blockland forums.

Cleverbot: Oh. The keyboard.

User: No. Blockland.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah Blockland is awesome.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2011, 07:34:44 PM by Cancel »

User: Ever put your finger in you ass?

Cleverbot: Ah, so you were Psychicbot before I was born, then.

User: LOL UR GEY.

Cleverbot: Ok fair enough.


oh god clone not this again...


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User: ☺.

User: HA YOU MUST KEEP SAYING THAT!!!!!!!!! ☻.

Cleverbot: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.

User: ♥ EAT THAT UNICODE YOU WHORE ♥.

User: ♦♦♦BITCH♦♦♦.

Cleverbot: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.

User: ♣♣♣♣YOU ARE MY BITCH NOW♣♣♣♣.

Cleverbot: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.
I think I went a bit overboard :cookieMonster: