Author Topic: The object to the direct left of you is now in your ass.  (Read 8940 times)






A mirror.

Ima have cuts in da mornin D:


A tuna jar.

Mother of god. My rooms walls, are rammed, up my ass.

GOD DAMNIT I NEED PRIVACY
« Last Edit: September 19, 2011, 03:20:35 AM by Becquerel »

My brother is up my arse.
Wtf.

My package of Rubber Bands [braces, lol].
Ouch, it has rough edges.


Holy stuff...

A long hallway stretches along my left...

 - Backpack
 - Wall
 - Another Backpack
 - Outlet
 - Hamper
 - Clothes
 - Shopping Bags
 - Door knob
 - Humidifier
 - Shelf
 - Fan
 - AC
 - Another wall
 - More wall
 - Huge ass window
 - Curtains
 - TV
 - Couch
 - Cord
 - Everything on my shelf

Wow. Unlucky positioning of my desktop.

I think I'll just settle with a deodorant can far up my ass.


water

inb4 enema

also, you better have a bucket ready for all that stuff thats gonna come blasting out

Well folks, it would appear i have a meter long fish tank in my star fish with fish swimming up my rectum.
Golly.