Author Topic: The object to the direct left of you is now in your ass.  (Read 9017 times)

Recliner, power scooter, a couple other computers, baskets and whatever may be in them...
owie.

A heaping helping of crowbar!

Well...surge protector. Oh stuff.

Well well well, printer, we meet again

A heaping helping of crowbar!
I just keep a crowbar handy to my direct left, just in case.

I didn't say I wasn't in a warehouse.


Oh crap, not a little play pen for my puppy.

MY BED.

MY ENTIRE QUEEN-SIZED loving BED.

WITH A TRENDEL UNDER IT.

TWO loving BEDS IN ONE.

THEY BOTH HAVE DOUBLE MATTRESSES SO IT'S LIKE FOUR loving BEDS.

FOUR loving BEDS FOUR MOTHERloving BEDS forget BEDS forget forget.

FOUR.

loving.

BEDS.

IN MY ASS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--


It appears a tazer is now in my ass. Turned on.

Don't ask why.

Girlfriend

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It appears a tazer is now in my ass. Turned on.

Don't ask why.

Wat...

Girlfriend

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And I bet you like it that way

A fork.
YAAAAA-(scream and birds fly up)
I also have a brick wall up my ass.

oh dear my big expensive light up computer.
theres 50 pounds