Beta Stories

[Tingalz]

>browsing /v/
>realize this is blockland
>i can feel it coming
>attempt to escape the inevitable
>it's too late
>spaghetti falls out of pockets
>burst into treats

[Ad Bot]

[Nickelob Ultra]

>browsing /v/
>realize this is blockland
>i can feel it coming
>attempt to escape the inevitable
>it's too late
>spaghetti falls out of pockets
>burst into treats

>read tingalz post
>realize it is 100% accurate
>start crying alone in my room
>mom walks in on me crying
>she wraps her paws around me to comfort me
>paws
>my mom is a bear
>bel-air

[Skorpion]

>go to school
>see girl
>she sees me
>spontaneously combust taking several people with me
>victory

[Shazoo]

~~

[Narkro555]

>Too lazy to finish game
>Release unfinished game for $$$
>Update whenever I feel like it
>Never plan to finish it
>Spend money on hos

Minecraft.

[Katamari007]

>MOTHAR WALKS IN WHILE I'M ON COMPUTER AND TWISTS NECK
>HER HEAD IS BAKWARDS SHE BEGINS TO SHOT BLOOD FROM NEEPLES
>OH GOD IT BURNS SHE SCREAMS AND SISTER COMES IN
>WAT DID YOU DO? SHE YELLS AND CHOPS OFF HER snake

Beta as fart

[Zenthrox]

>play minecraft
>play minecraft
>play more minecraft
>have nothing else to do
>play minecraft
>girl walks into room
>gives unexpected hug
>wow this is surprise
>wait whats that noise
>sssssssSSSSSSSSS
>BOOM
>girl was creeper :'c

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Beta?

[.::Taboo::.]

>writing series of books for 3 years
>3 main books
>2 branch off books for extra story
>400+ pages
>70+ illustrations
>not one book is finished
>not one book is anywhere near publication

gamma as forget.

[DrenDran]

>Grocery shopping
>Cute cashier girl
>Smiles at me and blushes
>Never happened to me before
>She asks if I want anything else
>Wannabe alpha mode engaged.
>"A pack of cigarettes. And maybe a cup of coffee with you?"
>She blushes
>My stomach rumbles
>Butterflies in stomach?
>Wet fart
>Her cute smile turns into a frown, as she looks at me in disgust
>Smells rancid
>Actually diarrhea
>Run outside
>Puke from disgust, anger and shame
>Notice a trail of liquid stuff had followed me outside
>Cute girl is crying, she probably has to clean it up

Beta as forget

You know, these stories are better when they're belivable.
Why do all stories these days need to have stuffty twist endings?


though this thread did make me laugh

[Comatose]

wats a beta

[Numbah2]

>Eat stuff and die





BEta as forget!

[zookuw]

>implying you guys are doing green text wrong.

[.::Taboo::.]

>implying you guys are doing green text wrong.

nobody here cares for "staying true to the orginal" because none of us are really chancigarettes

[Katamari007]

nobody here cares for "staying true to the orginal" because none of us are really chancigarettes

chins