Tiny Tim
WEAPON
Pocket Pistol
Captain forgetass
"I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU"
Human Drill
Narwhal-in-the-Pants
Horny Woman's Delight
(insert snake name here)
RAPE TRAIN
Stumpy
Under-Harpoon
Pelvic Thruster
The Most Important Bone
EDIT:
The Man-Hammer
lovemobile
Signal Detector
Stickman
Sprout
Fountain Pen(is)
Semen Spitter
Skinflute
The Incredible Erector
Hyue G. Rection
Long Schlong
P-Man
lovey Express