The Elder Scrolls Megathread

[TheArmyGuy]

Hey guys I just battled an Elder dragon and an Ancient dragon.
At the same time.
forget you skyrim.

So I called Odahviing and then there were 3 dragons at once.

[Ad Bot]

[Sony]

Hey guys I just battled an Elder dragon and an Ancient dragon.
At the same time.
forget you skyrim.

So I called Odahviing and then there were 3 dragons at once.

You're saying it like if skyrim was hard 

[Donro98]

I just realized that the guy at the beginning would have survived if he let the last rites continue.

[Sniper-471]

Hey guys I just battled an Elder dragon and an Ancient dragon.
At the same time.
forget you skyrim.

So I called Odahviing and then there were 3 dragons at once.

I find Elder Dragon's such starfishs to kill. Everytime i fight the one near fellglow keep, i get killed by his finishing move at FULL HEALTH.

[Wynd_Fox]

I just realized that the guy at the beginning would have survived if he let the last rites continue.

Most people were massacred by Alduin, so it's unlikely. He would have stood a chance, at least, I guess.

[Donro98]

Most people were massacred by Alduin, so it's unlikely. He would have stood a chance, at least, I guess.

He probably would've made it into the tower, and a lot of people there stood a chance.

[Man 2]

And your character, with no weapons, a ragged tunic, bound hands, and evident amnesia made it to safety just by running. And running. And running.

[MegaScientifical]

And your character, with no weapons, a ragged tunic, bound hands, and evident amnesia made it to safety just by running. And running. And running.

Except you were by the side of a Stormcloak/Imperial, where as most others were everybody for themselves. Even the families, as they were TOO attached, and probably got trapped trying to save each other.

[Littledude]

And your character, with no weapons, a ragged tunic, bound hands, and evident amnesia made it to safety just by running. And running. And running.

Well, Alduin could have sensed that you were dragonborn and went all, "Well damn, i won't mess with that guy!"
It makes sense considering he runs away from you like a bitch whenever you catch him resurrecting a dragon. Then when you defeat him once he runs and hides in Sovngarde.

Also, I often get annoyed by arrow to the knee jokes at this point, but this one is great.

actually all of this guy's comics are great http://www.cad-comic.com/

[MegaScientifical]

I was watching Criken's live stream last night. He was playing Fable, and this guy started his line with "I used to be an adventurer" something. In response, I did a comment "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee. Skyrim Guards stole that line from me." I was being serious, I understand the problems with the "joke," I was just pointing out he had a similar line in a comical way. That it originated from Fable. But not only was my message deleted, I was banned from chat for 10 minutes. Instantly. I'm 18, I get it's a tired joke... But was I the only one who thought that when the guy talked?

[Anti-Block]

CTRL+ALT DEL is for scrubs.

[Donro98]

I was watching Criken's live stream last night. He was playing Fable, and this guy started his line with "I used to be an adventurer" something. In response, I did a comment "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee. Skyrim Guards stole that line from me." I was being serious, I understand the problems with the "joke," I was just pointing out he had a similar line in a comical way. That it originated from Fable. But not only was my message deleted, I was banned from chat for 10 minutes. Instantly. I'm 18, I get it's a tired joke... But was I the only one who thought that when the guy talked?

I like the joke, but not when outside stuff relating to Skyrim.

[Wynd_Fox]

I hate arrow in the knee jokes. They're not funny, and honestly the sweet roll line is more annoying. I know it's a reference to Morrowind, but still.

[Fracture]

I hate arrow in the knee jokes. They're not funny, and honestly the sweet roll line is more annoying. I know it's a reference to Morrowind, but still.

And Fallout 3

[Skip]

The guards' sweet roll line feels so out of place every time I hear it. :c