The Elder Scrolls Megathread

[Extrude]

>be female warrior
>go into study of some mage
>he asks if i want to "discuss ongoing hoshtilatees like the rest of the great warriors" in a weird voice
>leave
>hear rocks drop
>already gone

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

I made my Altmer mage blind. In both eyes. I wonder if it only gives you that option for Altmer. I wanted to convey a sort of enigmatic "sees through other worlds" feel, like Theresa from Fable.

[DracoSoul]

‎>be shut in mage at dragonsreach
>incredibly hot warrior comes into my study
>start sweating
>I say "come to dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hoshtilatees like the rest of the great warriors", but it comes out really awkward
>soul gems fall out of pockets
>mutter "you know if you got the aptitude..."
>she's already gone

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[Thar]

Let's see, how long before they pump out TESVI?

Also, I read up on some of the history of the game. Motherforget it's like greek mythology I love it. So much history, so much legend, so much stuff I only wish I could do, witness and know it all.

[Cybertails1998]

Let's see, how long before they pump out TESVI?

year 2020

[Sabbin]

Sheogorath is the "Skooma Cat" to the Khajiit.
I found this humerus.

[Oasis]

In Oblivion, why is it possible for you to be in the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves Guild? Don't the thieves frown upon killing?

[Davy]

‎>be shut in mage at dragonsreach
>incredibly hot warrior comes into my study
>start sweating
>I say "come to dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hoshtilatees like the rest of the great warriors", but it comes out really awkward
>soul gems fall out of pockets
>mutter "you know if you got the aptitude..."
>she's already gone

hahaha, should have added
>burst into treats

[Tylale]

In Oblivion, why is it possible for you to be in the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves Guild? Don't the thieves frown upon killing?

Mostly just on missions or when you kill other members. But if you're in the dark brotherhood, nobody should know you're in the dark brotherhood unless you're a bad assassin.

[fred da kiko]

Theives guild is too difficult for me, I can always kill and escape without being seen. I'm a bad theif though.

[Marcem]

guzy chek out my sikk lets play!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcsAZa7_vzc

[MegaScientifical]

hahaha, should have added
>burst into treats

I'm honestly perplexed how you mixed up tears and treats. The R is two over, and there's a T mixed in there 3 from the normal one. Sounds so awkward what you put, too.

<EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb
<KC48348751> dude
<KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters

[Regulith]

I'm honestly perplexed how you mixed up tears and treats. The R is two over, and there's a T mixed in there 3 from the normal one. Sounds so awkward what you put, too.

It's a meme

[MegaScientifical]

It's a meme

[Demian]

Hey guys, what is the loveiest sword in the game aesthetically speaking?