The Elder Scrolls Megathread

[Tom Gunn]

My god shut the forget up I am tired of that line appearing in every Skyrim video.

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

My god shut the forget up I am tired of that line appearing in every Skyrim video.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the

















Movies. We had a wonderful time.

[Nexus]

Nexus said that, not the tutorial, and he's wrong.

Oh, I misunderstood what Modio does.  I went to the german page that explains it in more detail and I guess my translator dun goofed.

I just finished setting up a flash drive to be used as a 360 drive and I put my save on it, but when I plugged it into the computer I was sitting here stumped as to why it said there was 99.98% used space but no files on it.  Now I understand.


But to be fair, it does say

rename to savegame.ess

but lol why would I need a program for the name

[Davy]

I used to take an arrow to the knee, but then I became an adventurer like you.

[Sabbin]

Skyrim jokes used to be funny, but then they took an arrow to the knee.

[Extrude]

I took an arrow to the knee, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Man 2]

I've decided that both lycanthropy and vampirism are worthless compared to magic.
I am a mage. On a whim I can mend the gravest of wounds. I can wrest demons more vile than your wildest imaginings from the hell-plane of Oblivion, and banish them once more to their fell home. I can bend entire armies to my will, tell them to fight for me, or run from me for their lives. I can spring fire, ice or lightning from my very fingertips to dominate any who oppose me. I can bend the very fabric of space and time with naught but a flick of my wrist. I am a god amongst man and mer, and none shall conquer me! Glory to the mages! Huzzah! Huzzah!

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I used to be alive like you, then I took a pickaxe to the face.

[Jacob/Lee]

Today at school, I heard one of my friends say "I used to have a small snake, but then I took an arrow to the knee..."

I was the only one that got it.

[MegaScientifical]

Today at school, I heard one of my friends say "I used to have a small snake, but then I took an arrow to the knee..."

I was the only one that got it.

That's a perplexing one... How does the arrow to the knee... What? I know the meme, but in the literal sense, that's like... I suppose he added plastic surgery on his snake to the charge... I... I guess?

[?]

Wow it's been less than a month and already most of the jokes about skyrim died.

[Man 2]

That's a perplexing one... How does the arrow to the knee... What? I know the meme, but in the literal sense, that's like... I suppose he added plastic surgery on his snake to the charge... I... I guess?

The arrow was enchanted. With Viagra.

Today at the bus stop my friend approached me and said, "I used to be a good screenwriter..."
"Then I took an arrow to the knee." I said, beating him to the punch.

[DracoSoul]

my cousins out taking arrows to the knee, and what do i get? sweetroll duty.

[MegaScientifical]

Fus Ro Dah?

[DracoSoul]

fuuuuuus

roh daaahhh

bitche
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[Jetlok]

Wow it's been less than a month and already most of the jokes about skyrim died.

all i've been seeing in the past few days are 'arrow to the knee' jokes