I was walking to a cave with Clavicus Vile's dog Barbas as part of his daedric quest, when I came across an NPC walking the road. He was called simply "Redguard" and was wearing the most absolutely ridiculous-looking ensemble I had ever come across in the game: Ebony gauntlets, Banded Iron armor, Dwarven helmet, Steel Plate boots, Orcish shield, and Iron War Axe. He said I should go home to my mother. Having of course no mother in-game being the player character, I reprimanded this demagogue for his foolish insults.
"I don't have to take that from you!" he yelled as he began combat.
I bashed him with my shield, disarming the man. Barbas ran up and began to attack him, and I felled him rapidly with my sword.