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[phydeoux]

Everyone is marrying Ysolda? Personally I don't like how she's all involved with them dirty khajiit drug dealers. And apparently she's a cheap slut for marrying all you losers. ;D
I married Sylgja who hurt her leg in the mines, (so i know i got myself a working woman) she asked me to bring a stack of letters to her parents. They came to the wedding, how nice of them.

Her house isn't bad either, but I had her move in and open shop at the Whiterun house with Lydia always in my bedroom. She watches us sleep; is she being protective, creepy, or kind of lovey? lol

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[Donro98]

Ysolda on my new assassin, Muiri on my old assassin and Aela on my warrior.

[Man 2]

Nobody on my new assassin, nobody on my old warrior, nobody on my older mage, nobody on my yet older assassin, nobody on my first character.
:D

[T3HZ3N0N]

What kind of armor should i get for Lydia to guard my home with?


also: i accidently did what some other guy did her and took all the stuff in the yarls palace, plates, goblets, everything, it made a nice 2k to help upgrade my house

[Tonkka]

That awkward moment when you steal a pot and sell it to the guy who owns it.

How to get married?
 

[Supersylox]

Why the hell are you all getting married

What advantages does it bring?

[Donro98]

Why the hell are you all getting married

What advantages does it bring?

lovey love A store, and food, like real ones. 

[Davy]

Why the hell are you all getting married

What advantages does it bring?

Wives start up stores and you can collect portions of their profit.

[Supersylox]

Wives start up stores and you can collect portions of their profit.

Would you gain more than going on dragon hunts in a single day?

If yes, where do I get this amulet of mara thing to marry someone

lovey love A store, and food, like real ones. 

But I'm a dovahkiin

Dragon souls are my food.

[Donro98]

Would you gain more than going on dragon hunts in a single day?

If yes, where do I get this amulet of mara thing to marry someone
But I'm a dovahkiin

Dragon souls are my food.

If you sleep with them in a bed, you get a buff.

[Supersylox]

If you sleep with them in a bed, you get a buff.

WANT

[Sabbin]

Unless you're a werewolf. Then you get no buffs from sleeping.

[Jetlok]

if I turn into a werewolf on my catperson, after the thing is over I turn back into a headless orc
lol what's happening

[Demian]

Wives start up stores and you can collect portions of their profit.

Which reminds me I once collected +12k from my wife's store. Sadly it was after money lost it's meaning..

[Littledude]

Even though my legendary deadric armor is better than my legendary dragon armor I prefer to wear my dragon armor. I am a dragon slayer after all.