The Elder Scrolls Megathread

[T3HZ3N0N]

Even though my legendary deadric armor is better than my legendary dragon armor I prefer to wear my dragon armor. I am a dragon slayer after all.

Well im a daedra slayer, bitch.

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[Anti-Block]

if I turn into a werewolf on my catperson, after the thing is over I turn back into a headless orc
lol what's happening

wha


what


pics plox

[Zuero]

how do you level yourself up in oblivion D:

[Sabbin]

Find an inn or unowned bed and sleep in it.
Sometimes sleep multiple times to level up multiple times if you haven't slept in a long while.
Waiting doesn't count as sleeping, and it doesn't matter how long you sleep.

[Jetlok]

wha


what


pics plox

hey honey

[Zuero]

Find an inn or unowned bed and sleep in it.
Sometimes sleep multiple times to level up multiple times if you haven't slept in a long while.
Waiting doesn't count as sleeping, and it doesn't matter how long you sleep.

thanks :D

[MegaScientifical]

If you sleep with them in a bed, you get a buff.

If you or your wife is a werewolf, you don't get the Lover's Comfort effect.


Although I'm a werewolf, I've never used the power without reloading a save. I keep fearing getting caught and wasting my strikes with guards on crappy bounties.

[Sabbin]

Just find the Lover's Stone, that makes everything increase 15% faster.

I already had that, so no sleep buffs affected me, now that I'm a werewolf, it's like overkill worthless.

[TwenteFreak]

Being a werewolf sucks richard.
You're overpowered thus the game gets boring.

[MegaScientifical]

Being a werewolf sucks richard.
You're overpowered thus the game gets boring.

I always die when I try too use Werewolf form.

[Kevdude]

I became a werewolf and ate a witch and ran like a mile when I encountered some snow bears. As soon as I saw them I changed back to a person and got my ass handed to me

[Anti-Block]

hey honey

i knew it

you're the headless horseman, aren't you jetlok.

[Jetlok]

i knew it

you're the headless horseman, aren't you jetlok.

fffffFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOU TRICKED ME
ACTUALLY..
I PRETTY MUCH TOLD YOU
BUT
STILL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ALL THAT TIME
PLOTTING
RIDING AROUND ON A HORSE
WASTED!

[Man 2]

Dovahkiin doesn't blink.....reality pauses.

Dovahkiin is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous.

Dovahkiin doesn't listen to heavy metal, he eats it for breakfast.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Dovahkiin.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Dovahkiin is called Logic.

Dovahkiin doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Dovahkiin won American Idol using only sign language.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Dovahkiin stories.

Dovahkiin has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afriad to move.

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Even though Dovahkiin can easily get his skull shattered by a giant.