The Elder Scrolls Megathread

[Oasis]

My computer is the biggest piece of stuff to be called a computer. Im using it only because my old one's motherboard decided to catch on fire. It can barely run minecraft. I'm saving up for a pavillion tower.

Next time, clean the dust out of it.

[Ad Bot]

[Wynd_Fox]

Dual personality disorder?

I'm pretty sure people with DID can't realize they have it, but I could be wrong.

[TeslaCoil]

Dual personality disorder?

You're a two headed twin?

You don't exist on the three-dimensions, but instead on a rift between alternate realities floating through a vat of cosmic soup, careening towards universal depletion of energy and the inevitable collapse of everything known?




You like having two accounts?

I'm not sure that I do. 

[Man 2]

Lol if you mention the Xbox version people are all over you.

[TeslaCoil]

Why on earth are there never any spears in these games

[Proog]

Why on earth are there never any spears in these games

Morrowind.

Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e5D2EAGCZM
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[Night Fox]

how do you sell something that's worth a bit over 4000 septims
like
what should I buy to give them the money first

[Oasis]

how do you sell something that's worth a bit over 4000 septims
like
what should I buy to give them the money first

Basic materials. I usually buy ores or soul gems when they don't have enough money. Works for me, lol.

[Oasis]

Double toasted.


So, I just got to play for the first time in probably 2 weeks, and it turns out, I really do love this game.

Went exploring for half an hour or so, and I reached Karthspire Camp from my home in Rorikstead, which was me basically following the sound of a dragon screaming. When I got there I was expecting to meet some bandits or something, kill them off easily and then defeat the dragon; didn't go as planned.

Get there, find that it is a Forsworn camp, no problem but I was curious as to how they would react to a dragon and crazy dragonborn freak attacking their camp all at once. Turns out, not well. They actually began fighting the frost dragon, the ravagers doing the most damage, and I just went around camp, at night, with blurred vision I might add from an alcohol mod I downloaded, slaying them one by one without the need to heal myself. Anyways, that went fine, and then right as I kill their hagraven, the dragon finally drops down and lets me kill it.

Was quite exhilarating, not the most thrilling fight ever, but was one of my better ones in the past month. Any of you been fighting like a dragonborn lately?

[Aces]

Karthspire is like dragon magnet man.

[Jacob 123456789]

I feel like a loving god with my orcish warhammer

[Wynd_Fox]

Did anyone else get really disappointed when they found out that Astrid is married?

[Man 2]

Morrowind.

Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e5D2EAGCZM
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Seasonal Foliage: Sure, why not
Flow-Based Water Shader: Wouldn't hurt
Spears: YES PLEASE(as long as they can be thrown)
Kill Cams for Magic/Ranged Combat: forget YES
Water Arrows: Don't see much practicality except for putting out faraway torches
Assassin's Vision: Combined with Vampire's Sight, that'd be completely badass.
Guards Can Relight Dark Areas: Sure, it'd add a nice bit of realism
Paralysis Runes: Yes please
Hanging Structures/Moving Platforms: Yes please
Water Currents in Dungeons: Sure, why not
Dark Dungeons: Ooooh, thrilling. Yes please
New Follower Commands: I don't use followers anyway, doesn't matter to me
Favorites for Followers: See above
Adoption: Lol, what matron would let their children go to such a twisted demon as my character?
Build Your Own Home: Spooky house secluded deep in the pine forests of Falkreath? I think so
Skeletal Butler: Better be prepared to give me haircuts and tell me science jokes
Spell Combinations: I could live without them
Goblins: About time for goblins, I feel. Not a fantasy game without them
High Level Draugr: Overlords are enough for me
Waygates: I can see their practicality
Epic New Mounts: The demonic flaming steed they showed in the video would be badass for my assassin
Mounted Combat: Sounds awkward, but I'd give it a try
Dragon Mounts: I don't think so
Soulbug Familiar: Well according to early modern folklore Sure, why not
Kinect Shouts: I could live without them
Screen Space Ambient Occlusion: Looks good
Enhanced Underwater Visuals: The murky depths of Skyrim's waters would look better with a little waviness.
Snow Footprints: Always thought it odd that they shouldn't be there
Verlet Surfaces for Non-Rigid Objects: All I saw was the whip, YES PLEASE
Ice and Fire Arrows: Sure
Werebear: YES PLEASE
Lycanthropy Perk Tree: YES PLEASE
Vampire Feeding: YES PLEASE
Flying Vampire Lord: Lolwut?
Vampire Imp Minions: Nah
Mudcrab Animation Tweaks: I thought they were fine
Giant Mudcrab: Holy stuff lol I don't know about this one

[Mikoyan]

o_o

[Fracture]

Did anyone else get really disappointed when they found out that Astrid is married?

Not really, she-
Never mind. Spoilers.