I realize it's a bit early to be considering this, and that many of us are too old to go trick-or-treating, and even that a few of you are unable to participate because of your parents barring you from pagan holy days, but with autumn rolling around it is something that seems to be on everyone's mind, regardless of age or religion.
Many dream big, saying they will don the visage of, say, figures from popular culture; while some can deliver upon this:
Many fail to do so to their satisfaction, or the satisfaction of others:
Regardless, there are occasions on which teens and adults past the age of trick-or-treating can don their disguises and go out under the moon to bomb photos, imbibe large amounts of alcoholic beverages, and otherwise make fools of themselves with nobody knowing who that obnoxious freak in the Zorro costume even is.
What are your big dreams for this Halloween that you'll never be able to fulfill without substantial amounts of currency and time?
Mine:
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