My life is so great

[The Thriller]

My brother's room got forgeted by floods so he's going to sleep in my room until we get the water cleared. How can I fap with him there?

[Ad Bot]

[indyjones]

Turn sideways the other direction and wait until he's sleeping?  Go slow? lol

[Volko]

stickitinherpoopr


soz bro your forgeted like clint eastwood

[Regulith]

easy: don't

[|Shadow]

ask him to help you with a dutch rudder

[Zloff]

up the butt with him

[Man 2]

In the shower?

[The Thriller]

He stays up practically all night playing games and talking to his girlfriend. I need him out of my room.. Now.

[Zloff]

maybe you should get a girlfriend instead of rubbing your own richard all the time

[Murkling]

He stays up practically all night playing games and talking to his girlfriend. I need him out of my room.. Now.

The best hiding spot is in plain sight.

Have you ever tried it under your kitchen table while eating dinner?

[Zloff]

you sicken and repulse me

[::Matt::]

Chloroform is always the answer.

[Volko]

ask him to help you with a dutch rudder

To grab your schwanz and have some tool grab your forearm and move it up and down, like he's steering the richard boat into climax harbor

[Mega-Bear]

The best hiding spot is in plain sight.

Have you ever tried it under your kitchen table while eating dinner?

oh god lol

[IkeTheGeneric]

op has no self-control

maybe when he's there..you don't masturbate?