Author Topic: vent to us (Read 1329 times)

fred da kiko · September 25, 2011, 04:18:07 AM

Quote from: Murkling on September 25, 2011, 04:17:26 AM

I hate my mom because everytime me and my dad are joking around she says, "Brandon, WATCH YO WORDS, they're hurtful."

she makes me waste all my money on bear traps and shotgun shells.

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Murkling · September 25, 2011, 04:19:48 AM

Quote from: fred da kiko on September 25, 2011, 04:18:07 AM

she makes me waste all my money on bear traps and shotgun shells.

she makes me clean my room because my bed is unmade at 6:30AM

fred da kiko · September 25, 2011, 04:21:31 AM

Quote from: Murkling on September 25, 2011, 04:19:48 AM

she makes me clean my room because my bed is unmade at 6:30AM

she once tried to shoot me with a harpoon, i was having a sleep over with my friend paul, i was sleeping on the floor and he got my bed.

luckily she missed my torso and hit my leg, but it was really painful none the less, paul never came to my house again.

Murkling · September 25, 2011, 04:22:42 AM

once she tried to eat my cat because he took a stuff in the litter box and forgot to cover it up

fred da kiko · September 25, 2011, 04:24:09 AM

my mom hides my books in the morning and fills my backpack full of rattlesnakes. it's a bitch to find my books, but at least i have lunch.

Murkling · September 25, 2011, 04:26:12 AM

my mom goes to the store and buys a bunch of cookies with nuts in them and puts them in my lunch.

Im allergic to nuts.

stuntman021 · September 25, 2011, 04:27:11 AM

MY MOM BOUGHT ME A FERRARI INSTEAD OF A PORSCHE GOD SHE'S JUST LIKE Riddler

fred da kiko · September 25, 2011, 04:27:56 AM

Quote from: stuntman021 on September 25, 2011, 04:27:11 AM

MY MOM BOUGHT ME A FERRARI INSTEAD OF A PORSCHE GOD SHE'S JUST LIKE Riddler

you should kill her.

Murkling · September 25, 2011, 04:28:11 AM

Quote from: stuntman021 on September 25, 2011, 04:27:11 AM

MY MOM BOUGHT ME A FERRARI INSTEAD OF A PORSCHE GOD SHE'S JUST LIKE Riddler

YOU THINK THATS BAD? MY MOM HAD MY BED MOLDED FROM GOLD.

IM ALLERGIC TO GOLD!

S7 · September 25, 2011, 05:42:27 AM

It ain't easy being a milf, cut them some slack guys.

Big Brother · September 25, 2011, 05:46:04 AM

Quote from: S7 on September 25, 2011, 05:42:27 AM

It ain't easy being a milf, cut them some slack guys.

wat

Acid · September 25, 2011, 06:35:31 AM

Quote from: S7 on September 25, 2011, 05:42:27 AM

It ain't easy being a milf, cut them some slack guys.

HIYOOOO

Jerkface · September 25, 2011, 08:49:47 AM

I hate when people are born.

You just know they'll turn out wrong.

PowerDag · September 25, 2011, 10:12:46 AM

Man 2 · September 25, 2011, 10:15:22 AM

MY MOM'S AN ALCOHOLIC
MY DAD'S IN PRISON
MY SISTER'S SELLING HER FLESH
MY BROTHER'S HUNG HIMSELF
MY DOG'S DEAD
MY CAT'S DEAD
MY GOLDFISH IS DEAD
GIVE ME SYMPATHY GOD DAMMIT