You've been hired to kill the user above you.

[Yosher]

I will tie you up in your sleep, hang you to the wall in a way that doesn't make you choke yet, and then I'll slowly rip open your arms. After that, I'll put your feet in a big bowl full of either ice cold water, or extremely hot coal, you choose. Afterwards, I'll set up a trap tied to a gun trigger that'll be pulled once someone opens the door, and I'll glue something to your cheeks covering your mouth so you can't scream or talk. Farewell!

[Ad Bot]

[Trogtor]

stickit in his pooper

[Man 2]

Sorry friend, it's nothing personal... it's just business.

[Mr. T_T]

Put him in a car that is secretly RC so I drive him off a cliff.

[Mr. T_T]

Jump off a cliff.
Bump -_-

[Black and White]

push you off a cliff

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Captan Haddock!

[Ningyou]

I'd gladly do that

[TheScout]

poking to death

[Mr. T_T]

Target Sighted, Ready to fire HellFire Missles.
O_o

[Black and White]

spam you with idiots and noobs

[LeetZero]

Spam you with black and white signatures.

[BlockoCrafter]

Rip the Leetness out of him.

[HellHound]

I would smack you over the head with my keyboard, stab you with a pen, then punch you.

[Cybersix]

I'd use water and oxygen.
(He is iron after all)

[HellHound]

I'd use water and oxygen.
(He is iron after all)

DAMN!
I'd use a wet sponge to kill you. How? I'll shove it down your throat. Because that way you'll either drown or choke.