Author Topic: Oh no Jetlok has schoooool problems!  (Read 1343 times)



So.... did your ELDERLY friend pick you up yet?

Set several alarms and tape the clock on your head.

Take several alarm clocks, Place them at the other end of the room. Set them all to go off at five minute intervals. So now you will A. HAve to get up and move to the other end of the room to turn it off, And If you get back into bed, it will go off AGAIN.

Wire up an alarm clock to an airhorn somehow.


I like- my mother- to turn into a tentacle monster and- look like some sort of lovey hentai- schoolgirl who doesn't actually go to school or something alright so.

Yay for out of context fun :cookieMonster:

I have an alarm clock that needs light to turn it off on my android. And my lamp is on the other side of the room. Gets me up everytime ;D

my snake is an alarm clock.

"EHEGEHGEHEG..... EGEHGEHEGE.... EGHEGEHEG.... EGHEGHEGE!"