If you could kill 2 people who would you kill, but you have to have love with their dead body.
Stranger 1: hmmm
Stranger 2: That is a crime
Stranger 2: I don't commit crimes.
Stranger 1: I would say Meghan Fox because she is hot but evil.
Stranger 2: Or rape dead bodies...
Stranger 1: yeah but this is hypothetical i think
Stranger 2: Unlike the other stranger here
Stranger 2: Who is considering murdering Megan Fox
Stranger 1: you arent?
Stranger 2: No, as I am a female, and even though I like other females I don't have any interest in Megan Fox, or raping her corpse.
Stranger 1: on a scale of 1 to 10 how attracted are you to other females? just curious
Stranger 2: Asking how lesbian I am is like asking how straight you are. It's just something you shouldn't do.
Stranger 1: well i am sorry for offending you stranger lady.
Stranger 1: I am chris by the way.
Stranger 2: On the contrary, I am not offended
Stranger 2: Im just not inclined to answer your question, Chris
Stranger 1: Okay. I have hardly any social filter so i just say what pops into my dim little head sometimes. ._.
Stranger 1: I turned 19 yesterday. How old are you mysterious lady?
Stranger 2: Do not insult yourself, It's terrible for self esteem
Stranger 1: if you are so inclined to answer my curiousity
Stranger 2: And I am 22.
Stranger 1: my roomate is 23.... in case you were wondering.
Stranger 2: Good to know, I suppose.
Stranger 1: and my girlfriend is 16 I know i sound like a child enthusiast but in a month she turns 17.
Stranger 2: I don't think you sound like a child enthusiast. 2 or 3 years is a small age difference.
Stranger 1: haha at your age, but at mine it sounds a little more significant than it is. What do you do friend? like school or anything?
Stranger 2: I'm in college, If that's what you're asking.
Stranger 1: ooh coolio! :D whats your major?
Stranger 2: Veterinary medicine
Stranger 1: i would do like zoo vet work. see all the crazy animals who will rip my face off at a moments notice and stuff.
Stranger 1: but that is very cool i love animals.
Stranger 1: I work at slaveway and am waiting till i am 21 to be a bartender and mix roostertails like a god.
Stranger 2: I have a love for animals too, and I have actually traveled to a zoo to perform treatments as part of my classes
Stranger 1: whoa tight!
This got a bit offtopic.
