Author Topic: Post your funny omegle chats!  (Read 5010 times)




Question: One word can kill a girl's self-esteem? I don't agree with that.

You: ok

You: Here's the word

You: "Fatty"

You: TROLOLOLOLOL

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I have others, but what's yours?

i have a question still going right now, and i have a perfect one for when this is done.

no funny things yet, but the one that is still going was very confusing at first.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What is your opinion on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
Stranger 1 has disconnected

i lol'd
hard

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If you could kill 5 people who would you kill, but you have to have love with there dead body.

Stranger 2: oh god

Stranger 1: thats sick ...

Stranger 2: 1. You
2. You
3. You
4. You
5. You

What is your opinion on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
seriously keep that stuff out plz

Question to discuss: What do I smell cooking?

You: It's the rock

Stranger: KNOW YOUR ROLE

You: forget YEAH

If you could kill 2 people who would you kill, but you have to have love with their dead body.

Stranger 1: hmmm

Stranger 2: That is a crime

Stranger 2: I don't commit crimes.

Stranger 1: I would say Meghan Fox because she is hot but evil.

Stranger 2: Or rape dead bodies...

Stranger 1: yeah but this is hypothetical i think

Stranger 2: Unlike the other stranger here

Stranger 2: Who is considering murdering Megan Fox

Stranger 1: you arent?

Stranger 2: No, as I am a female, and even though I like other females I don't have any interest in Megan Fox, or raping her corpse.

Stranger 1: on a scale of 1 to 10 how attracted are you to other females? just curious

Stranger 2: Asking how lesbian I am is like asking how straight you are. It's just something you shouldn't do.

Stranger 1: well i am sorry for offending you stranger lady.

Stranger 1: I am chris by the way.

Stranger 2: On the contrary, I am not offended

Stranger 2: Im just not inclined to answer your question, Chris

Stranger 1: Okay. I have hardly any social filter so i just say what pops into my dim little head sometimes. ._.

Stranger 1: I turned 19 yesterday. How old are you mysterious lady?

Stranger 2: Do not insult yourself, It's terrible for self esteem

Stranger 1: if you are so inclined to answer my curiousity

Stranger 2: And I am 22.

Stranger 1: my roomate is 23.... in case you were wondering.

Stranger 2: Good to know, I suppose.

Stranger 1: and my girlfriend is 16 I know i sound like a child enthusiast but in a month she turns 17.

Stranger 2: I don't think you sound like a child enthusiast. 2 or 3 years is a small age difference.

Stranger 1: haha at your age, but at mine it sounds a little more significant than it is. What do you do friend? like school or anything?

Stranger 2: I'm in college, If that's what you're asking.

Stranger 1: ooh coolio! :D whats your major?

Stranger 2: Veterinary medicine

Stranger 1: i would do like zoo vet work. see all the crazy animals who will rip my face off at a moments notice and stuff.

Stranger 1: but that is very cool i love animals.

Stranger 1: I work at slaveway and am waiting till i am 21 to be a bartender and mix roostertails like a god.

Stranger 2: I have a love for animals too, and I have actually traveled to a zoo to perform treatments as part of my classes

Stranger 1: whoa tight!


This got a bit offtopic.

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You: hi

Stranger: heyy

You: so I herd u liek mudkipz?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: staring contest, go! O.O

You: O_o

Stranger: O_O

You: O^O

Stranger: O_O

You: O_O

Stranger: O_o

You: -_-

You: AW DAMMIT

Stranger: YAY

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2011, 08:38:04 PM by Vegetarian Zombie »

I'm sad, It's like nobody likes my question.
Question to discuss:
If you could kill two people who would you kill, but you have to have love with one of the dead body.

Stranger 2: therapist

Stranger 2: you need one

Stranger 1: good call

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What a dipstuff.

Omegle stopped being fun for me when everyone started asking "ASL"

Question to discuss:
What would you do if the other stranger left?

Stranger 1: awh

Stranger 1: idk

Stranger 2: Be sad

Stranger 1: crey

Stranger 2: Very sad

Stranger 1: me 2

Stranger 2: DON'T EVER LEAVE ME STRANGER

Stranger 1: i will crey so hard

Stranger 2: I don't like your grammer

Stranger 2: I'm sorry.

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 1: i dont usually type like this

Stranger 2: But we have to break up

Stranger 1: im just trolling

Stranger 2: -_-

Stranger 1: sorry man!

Stranger 2: You are very bad at trolling

Stranger 1: brother da forget u say

Stranger 2: If you think that is what trolling is.

Stranger 1: im loving perfect and a princess

Stranger 1: get at me

Stranger 2: WHERE DO YOU COME FROM

Stranger 1: I CAME FROM UNDER UR BED WHAT DO U THINK

Stranger 2: The land of 4chin?

Stranger 1: lol no

Stranger 1: tumblr bitch

Stranger 2: No loving wonde

Stranger 1: get it loving straight

Stranger 2: r

Stranger 2: You are terrible

Stranger 1: THIS ISNT EVEN REAL brother

Stranger 2: You are a disgrace to real trolls

Stranger 2: gtfo

Stranger 1: KILL URSELF BEFORE I DO

Stranger 2: I don't even want to dissconnect

Stranger 1: then dont

Stranger 2: Cause the button doesnt even DESERVE to dissconect from you

Stranger 1: im not even forreal trolling im just too tired to do it

Stranger 1: i have to pee

Stranger 1: but im too lazy to get up

Stranger 1: :/

Stranger 1: halp m3

Stranger 2: God you are so bad at trolling

Stranger 2: You even use EMOTES

Stranger 1: but i do have to pee omg ok

Stranger 2: and say omg

Stranger 2: What the forget is wrong with you

Stranger 1: brother i will kill u

Stranger 2: *I

Stranger 1: im 200% brother

Stranger 2: *you

Stranger 2: *I'm

Stranger 1: awh grammr national socialist!

Stranger 2: *Grammer

Stranger 2: *national socialist

Stranger 2: *Aw

Stranger 1: awh shaiittt

Stranger 1: come at me bro

Stranger 2: *Aw

Stranger 1: come

Stranger 1: at

Stranger 1: me

Stranger 2: *stuff

Stranger 1: bro

Stranger 1: come

Stranger 1: at

Stranger 1: me

Stranger 2: *Come

Stranger 1: bro

Stranger 1: GET

Stranger 1: IT

Stranger 1: TAYLOR

Stranger 1: GANG

Stranger 1: OR

Stranger 1: DIE

Stranger 1: KILL PPL

Stranger 1: BURN stuff

Stranger 1: FUK SCHOOL

Stranger 2: *People

Stranger 2: 8forget

Stranger 2: *forget

Stranger 1: DO U MEAN forget

Stranger 1: EXACTLY brother

Stranger 2: *You

Stranger 1: IMA NEED U TO FALL BACK

Stranger 1: FAL

Stranger 1: FALL

Stranger 1: BACK

Stranger 1: brother

Stranger 2: *I'm

Stranger 1: FALL

Stranger 1: DA

Stranger 1: forget

Stranger 2: *You

Stranger 1: BACK

Stranger 2: *Fall

Stranger 1: I

Stranger 1: HAVE

Stranger 1: 2

Stranger 2: *The

Stranger 1: PEE

Stranger 1: SO

Stranger 1: Bd

Stranger 1: BAD

Stranger 1: AND

Stranger 2: *To

Stranger 1: I NEED

Stranger 1: 2

Stranger 1: CHANGE

Stranger 2: *Bad

Stranger 1: MY

Stranger 1: PAD

Stranger 2: *To

Stranger 1: So how was your day?

Stranger 2: Good, you?

Stranger 1: Tried to troll but failed.

Stranger 1: I'm such a loser.

Stranger 2: So sad.

Stranger 1: I might kill myself.

Stranger 1: I hope Hell delivers Taco Bell.

Stranger 2: Taco Bell is no.

Stranger 2: Just no.

Stranger 1: Some of it is good.

Stranger 1: Like the tacos.

Stranger 2: Its like the diarrhea of Mexican food.

Stranger 2: But I forgetin love the tacos.

Stranger 1: It's not even actually Mexican food.

Stranger 2: No jizz

Stranger 1: Real Mexican food is good.

Stranger 1: Well I really have to pee so yeah.

Stranger 1 has disconnected



the turn of topic in there was purely the best part.

and good god thats a major page stretch

ok i did one.

Stranger: looking for a horny bigger girl ;)
You: Oh, then you found one :)
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 Female Arizona
You: You?
Stranger: 18 male washington
You: Younger guys ;)
Stranger: hehe :)
Stranger: may i ask your weight?
You: I dunno. 120?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MR.THERAPIST
Stranger: ok
You: I REFUSE TO LET YOU TOUCH ME HTERE
You: STOP IT
Stranger: i do what i want
You: NO
You: YOU DONT
Stranger: your word against mine and they sent you to therapy
You: I HAVE A KNIFE >:L
Stranger: that's a plastic knife
You: :c
You: WELL
You: IT ALL STARTED
WHEN I WAS 12
You: I WAS RAPED BY A GANG
You: IT HRUT
You: VERY MUCH
You: AND MOMMY
You: WHAT DO I DO?
Stranger: pulled that plastic knife stuff?
Stranger: oh sorry i misread that
Stranger: more love
Stranger: that is the answer
Stranger: with more gangs
You: :c
You: WHAT IF I GET AIDS
You: ARE YOU FROM THE BLOCKLAND FORUMS?
Stranger: i don;t know what that is
You: OKay.
Stranger: not aids, i know what aids is
You: NOW
You: OKAY
You: OKAY
You: OKAY
You: MR.THERAPIST
WHEN IW AS 15 I HAD A 35 WAY AND THAT FELT GOOD
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lol
You: HOW DO I GET THAT FEELING AGAIN?
Stranger: tht's amazing
You: HOW DO I GET THAT FEELING AGAINNn
Stranger: probably need 36 this time
You: ALRIGHT
YOU JOIN IN THIS TIME
Stranger: fair enough

Question to discuss:
I'm debating if I should kill myself.

You: DO IT

Stranger: wow easily you should

You: DO IT

Stranger: DO IT friend

Stranger: man up. you pusillanimous individual

You: I want to see it!

Stranger: pics or it didn't happen

Stranger: I want to see how hardcore you are

Stranger: I wish the OP could respond............that would make my day

You: yeah

You: Do you know of the BL forums?

Stranger: blockland?

You: Yes

Stranger: heard of it not sure what it is though. couldn't be worse than 1man1jar thats for sure

You: Oh ok

Stranger: what is it?

You: A lego type game

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Do you sell propane and propane stuffs?

Stranger 2: YEAH
Stranger 2: ARE YOU FROM THE BLOCKLAND FORUMS?
Stranger 2: OF COURSE YOU ARE
Stranger 2 has disconnected

What.