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[Ayxrion]

-snipr-

i used that same question
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Question to discuss:

If you could kill 2 people who would you kill, but you have to have love with their dead body.

Stranger 1: justin bieber

Are you a monday?

Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: yes I am
Stranger 1: brother brother brother brother brother brother brother
Stranger 2: why do you give a forget
Stranger 1: i'm 100% brother
Stranger 2: My brother from anotha motha!
Stranger 1: they just hate us cause our richards is bigga

[Ad Bot]

[Numbah2]

Do you sell propane and propane stuffs?

Stranger 2: YEAH
Stranger 2: ARE YOU FROM THE BLOCKLAND FORUMS?
Stranger 2: OF COURSE YOU ARE
Stranger 2 has disconnected

What.

That been me mate

[FireFish]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I asked some if Rule 34 was true

then stranger 1 started talking about pikachu's snake


OH AND BY THE WAY
the hardest question to get answered is, "How do I shot web?"

[Piarre]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If you could have love with one superstar/model/rockstar or famous person, who would it be and why?

Stranger 2: yo momma!

Stranger 1: scarlett johansson

Stranger 2: hmm.. neah.. I'd rather take his momma..

Stranger 2: she's a milf..

Stranger 1: ok

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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[Ayxrion]

most of the time
its people disconnecting the time they get to the question.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

most of the time
its people disconnecting the time they get to the question.

Questions that WILL be ignored:

"What is love?"

"How do I shot web?"

"Is this the Krusty Krab?"

"IS CAPS LOCK REALLY CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL?"

"2 + 2 = ???"

[mp7964]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Horny bi 19 m here
You: Cuntflaps
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EDIT:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ARe you from the Blockland forums?
Stranger: 16 gay slave boy, looking for a Master to dominate and control me
You: Are you from the Blockland forums?
Stranger: what are those?
You: Cause you seem like Lord Tony
You: ._.
You have disconnected.

Ohohoho.

[Dissolve]

This is an ongoing chat that just made me lol.

Code: [Select]

Question to discuss:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?Stranger 2: totally
Stranger 1: im confused
Stranger 1: whats it asking lol
Stranger 2: nothing
Stranger 2: thats the point :P
Stranger 1: oh lol
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 1: so now what
Stranger 2: we hang out in this chatroom
Stranger 2: fun right
Stranger 1: i guess if you have someone interesting to talk to lol hmm..
Stranger 2: well have you?
Stranger 1: not yet lol
Stranger 2: im not really interesting at the moment, way too tired and wasted haha
Stranger 2: where you from?
Stranger 1: same here too tired im from kcmo you
Stranger 2: holland
Stranger 1: sheesh
Stranger 1: hows the weather there haha
Stranger 2: i dunno, haven't opened the curtains today
Stranger 1: why not
Stranger 2: but i suppose fine haha
Stranger 2: because i was tired and wasted
Stranger 2: terrible right :(
Stranger 1: kinda but i get that i wish i could do that somedays
Stranger 2: why can't you
Stranger 1: I jus found out im pregnant so i cant drink or smoke or do anything i used to do anymore
Stranger 1: which is why im online at 9pm on a saturday night :(
Stranger 2: oh man! was it planned?
Stranger 1: not at all
Stranger 1: i dont know what to do at all
Stranger 2: how old are you?
Stranger 1: 18
Stranger 2: when did you find out?
Stranger 1: yesterday
Stranger 2: damn! that must be heavy
Stranger 2: how are you feeling?
Stranger 1: its really difficult i havent told anyone i dont know how to
Stranger 1: i feel like stuff
Stranger 2: i understand!
Stranger 2: and the guy? does he know?
Stranger 1: ha, no he doesn't im not even sure im going to tell him i might just do it on my own
Stranger 2: yeah i could understand that
Stranger 2: so you're keeping it? or..?
Stranger 1: i dont think i have many options honestly i cant go through with an abortion again ( i had one when i was 14) and adoption is a good idea but i dont think i could give up my baby after having that attachment for another 7 months
Stranger 2: yeah it seems to me adoption would be the hardest.. i could never think of doing that

[Sario]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What's your opinion on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Stranger 1: As a Bronie, I love it
Stranger 2: Im listening... go on
Stranger 1: basically.... http://bronies.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Bronie
Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Citrus]

NOW A NEW ONE!


Topic: Start an argument. Doesn't matter on what. JUST DO IT. GO.

You: huehuehue

Stranger: bronies

You: Nobody is right

You: everyone is wrong

Stranger: a right bunch of bastards those bronies

You: huehuehue

You: I agree fully

Stranger: is that your laugh? hue hue

You: why

You: yes

You: Yes it is

You: It's my text laugh

You: aside from HAHAHA

You: and heheheheh

Stranger: How would you pronounce hue hue hue hue?

You: "hooeh hooeh"

You: The sound of a giraffe drowning in peanut butter

Stranger: Ah, i see

You: /b/lockland forums

You: There still isn't an argument

Stranger: well then, name something you despise

You: *supresses laugh*

You: YOU! :3

Stranger: ah now, i didnt say where or who i am yet.

You: I hate everyone

You: fhphdppophopfh

You: Also

You: I don't even care who you are or where you are

Stranger: So you're emo then?

You: Better than you

You: You don't even have emotions 8D

Stranger: That's a yes on emo, si?

You: you spanish?

Stranger: why not

Stranger: i'll be spanish today for the laugh

You: I didn't say I was emo

You: KILL IT WITH FIRE

You: I wonder if the question starter is watching

Stranger: He wanted an arguement so he could fap, he is disappointed now

You: lol

You: HE MUST DROWN IN PICKLE JUICE

[Sario]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
WHAT IS LOVE
Stranger 1: BABY DONT HURT ME
Stranger 2: opposite to hate
Stranger 1: you ruined it
Stranger 1 has disconnected

lol

[Sario]

Sorry for double toast but:

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
DOCTOR OMOGOGLEPUS RAWR!!!!
Stranger 1: GOOGLE BLUE WAFFLE!
Stranger 1: lol there are blue waffles!
Stranger 1: honestly
Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Cloob]

Here's a part of it:


Stranger: Wich of 12,999 ask ''Hey , are you a horny female?''
You: XD
Stranger: The sad part is that i'm not joking.
You: Yeah... :/
You: People need to get lives.
Stranger: Even more sad is that it's most likely more then 12,999 out of 13,256
You: I went on Chat Roulette, (boredom) and got... well you get the idea.
Stranger: Waving' willies?
You: Exactly.
You: :P
Stranger: What do those people think they will achieve?
Stranger: ''Okay, i'm a 19 year old researchstart, i'll fly from my country to your parrents house where you still live and give you a happy ending''

[Rainbow]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Whats your opinion on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

Stranger 2: forget off

Stranger 2 has disconnected