lol, I remember my first dance. I was 13.
I got there, and tried to kinda dance my way across the dancefloor (as Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide said) to get to the cafeteria where a few of my friends were. I got surprise raped by 2 girls who grinded on me. My eyes opened wide with fear, and I like sidestepped away. I finally got to the edge of the dancefloor, freedom in sight, when this girl grabbed my wrist and started to dance. Me being shy and whatnot, I was like "no no, I don't dance," and then she was like, "What the forget?" and slapped me in the face.
Good Horrible loving times