Author Topic: So I had my first dance with a person of the opposite gender.  (Read 10900 times)

lol, I remember my first dance.  I was 13.

I got there, and tried to kinda dance my way across the dancefloor (as Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide said) to get to the cafeteria where a few of my friends were.  I got surprise raped by 2 girls who grinded on me.  My eyes opened wide with fear, and I like sidestepped away.  I finally got to the edge of the dancefloor, freedom in sight, when this girl grabbed my wrist and started to dance.  Me being shy and whatnot, I was like "no no, I don't dance," and then she was like, "What the forget?" and slapped me in the face.

Good Horrible loving times
So girls tried to dance with you... at a dance?
Oh the horror!

lolrave
That sounds like an awful school.
Also that girl was a bitch.

the dancing of today in my country makes me

...

sad

8th grade dance I went with my friend Madysen

It ends there

7th-8th don't have to attend the dances at my school.

So girls tried to dance with you... at a dance?
Oh the horror!
Grinding isn't dancing, and I was a timid bitch back then, honestly.

Now I got better ;D
lolrave
That sounds like an awful school.
Also that girl was a bitch.
YES SHE WAS.

I saw her later, but she hadn't noticed me, and she was talking to her friends.  I overheard her saying, "That guy was a douchebag.  He had goofy teeth and he looked like a pusillanimous individual."  And then her friend started laughing and pointed at me, so the girl turned around and was like, "Oh stuff haha.  You're still a goofy-toothed forget."

I was all like, :c

I've always wondered what it's like to be a friend. Are you two willing to enlighten me?
ya making joke wat a cigaretteet!

YES SHE WAS.

I saw her later, but she hadn't noticed me, and she was talking to her friends.  I overheard her saying, "That guy was a douchebag.  He had goofy teeth and he looked like a pusillanimous individual."  And then her friend started laughing and pointed at me, so the girl turned around and was like, "Oh stuff haha.  You're still a goofy-toothed forget."

I was all like, :c
those are the moments where you become alpha as forget and slap her stuff verbally


I shouldn't laugh at this but then I saw who posted it anBAHAHAHAHA

I shouldn't laugh at this but then I saw who posted it anBAHAHAHAHA
however

yeah it serves you right rave

White people can't dance, what the hell are you guys going on about?

lol, I remember my first dance.  I was 13.

I got there, and tried to kinda dance my way across the dancefloor (as Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide said) to get to the cafeteria where a few of my friends were.  I got surprise raped by 2 girls who grinded on me.  My eyes opened wide with fear, and I like sidestepped away.  I finally got to the edge of the dancefloor, freedom in sight, when this girl grabbed my wrist and started to dance.  Me being shy and whatnot, I was like "no no, I don't dance," and then she was like, "What the forget?" and slapped me in the face.

Good Horrible loving times
aren't you supposed to be a girl?

Is it because I'm a woman? ;-;

those are the moments where you become alpha as forget and slap her stuff verbally
yeah moments later I got the thought of saying, "Well YOU were the bitch that wanted to dance with this goofy-toothed forget." and walk away.

but obviously i was too late :|
I shouldn't laugh at this but then I saw who posted it anBAHAHAHAHA
however

yeah it serves you right rave
What what what?

Nonsense.  Why?  I'm nice to people.
aren't you supposed to be a girl?
No I was kidding dude, and if I were I wouldn't tell any of you guys.