So I had my first dance with a person of the opposite gender.

[asablief]

Yeah, like action movie cop badass.
But everyone is the military/military school is like that.

heehwuhawuhe

My first dance was with a "hooker"
Well she looked and acted like one
She took my virginity through my clothes.
She wore this really skimpy dress and we grinded.
Well she grinded and i was technically being raped
Then she sucked on my face while my friends laughed.
It hurt.. hurt good.

mmm
well if you enjoyed it, I probably wouldn't

[Ad Bot]

[_Rave_]

My first dance was with a "hooker"
Well she looked and acted like one
She took my virginity through my clothes.
She wore this really skimpy dress and we grinded.
Well she grinded and i was technically being raped
Then she sucked on my face while my friends laughed.
It hurt.. hurt good.

She took your virginity through your clothes?

Are you handicapped or 11?  I can't tell.

[otto-san]

She took your virginity through your clothes?

Are you handicapped or 11?  I can't tell.

it's a FIGGER OF SPECIFICATIONEECH

[Awdax]

The girl is cute too.

She isn't like, ridiculously hot and slutty looking, which is good in my opinion. Best of luck to you.

[Stocking]

fo'realz?

Just need to get something for that acne bro

[Supersylox]

...I've never danced :C

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[Stocking]

...I've never danced :C

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dance to this bro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jYcW1nEsGk&feature=related

[Nickelob Ultra]

...I've never danced :C

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No way.

EDIT:  I'm seriously looking at asabelief's picture and damn, those pearly whites...

[Man 2]

First dance: At my brother's wedding when I was ten, I was one of the groomsmen paired up with an eighteen-year-old bridesmaid who was only paired with me because she was shorter than everyone else, though still two inches taller than myself.

Second dance(iirc): Homecoming of last year with my girlfriend.

Most recent dance in my memory: Last weekend at Homecoming, with my girlfriend. Not awkward at all, it was basically a tight three-minute swaying hug. We both needed it.

[Serge64]

loving military service of the loving army of my loving country that i have to do when i am 17 years old.....

[Stocking]

loving military service of the loving army of my loving country that i have to do when i am 17 years old.....

What the loving stuff?

[tikitai]

loving military service of the loving army of my loving country that i have to do when i am 17 years old.....

ur dum bro

[asablief]

loving military service of the loving army of my loving country that i have to do when i am 17 years old.....

what

[Qwepir]

loving military service of the loving army of my loving country that i have to do when i am 17 years old.....

assuming you arent full of stuff, wanna swap countries?