n0 kits r 4 uduls onleh xof!!1mome wil groud u if u r kit
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No, I am the father and I run this establishment you call a home. Ever since your mother and I had a divorce, I've had to pay child support and alimony. I have also had to help that slut of a mother out of debt, and pay to help with her drug habits. The economy is down and I have been laid off. We can not afford a dog, let alone the fact you would only see it on the weekends while I clean it's piss out of the carpet. If you want a dog go play with your mother.
I think I spat my drink out when I read this.
BREAKING NEWSAll things called "doge" and anything that wants to be a "doge" is hereby ordered to be euthanized by order of the United States Military. According to preliminary reports, this is for "The sanity of regular, everyday people."
well that was super gay.