Author Topic: Jesus, My Family has a History of Badassery  (Read 4762 times)

Alright, I was doing a family history project for Social Studies to find out if I was related to anyone significant in history, and I interviewed a few of my family members about the subject, and they themselves also had some interesting stories.

One of my relatives was a decorated sharpshooter in the Civil war for the Confederates

My great grandfather was a gold miner at Cripple creek and found an assload of gold and became rich, and carried six revolvers with him to look badass

My great great I don't know how many greats grandfather was at Jamestown and lived through the first winter when most of the settlement died, successfully repelling attacks on the fort many a time and getting shot in the loving eye with an arrow and living

My mom's father's father was on the Titanic and lived despite being in the stuffty position of no lifeboats, he loving swam to an open lifeboat that had capsized and got in, despite below freezing water

My Grandfather was in the Korean war and drove a loving tank in addition to being a medic

and lastly, my Uncle was reluctant to tell me this, but he was actually imprisoned with John McCain in the Hỏa Lò Prison in Vietnam for three years, surviving very brutal torture that I'd rather not write about. He was there because he was shot down, ejected, and landed right into a group of Viet Cong soldiers, who took him prisoner. He's fine now, but doesn't like talking about his stay in the Hanoi Hilton.

Some amount of greats grandfather was a loving knight who owned a lot of damn land and had a castle of his own.

There's some more stuff that I forgot, but I never knew my family had such a badass history. Discuss.

this makes me want to investigate my family :o


I'm related to Jesus, Badspot, Luke Skywalker and George Washington.

Your argument is invalid.

my family history is filled with drug addiction.

but every single person in my family is smart, just bad when added to drugs.

not going to touch any substance lol.

My mothers side of the family were some of the first converts to Mormonism. We also have our fare share of veterans. Now we just work on trains.

I'm related to Jesus, Badspot, Luke Skywalker and George Washington.

Your argument is invalid.
I am the son of chuck norris.
Your argument is invalid.

But seriously
this makes me want to investigate my family :o

George Washington.
This reminds me, I'm also related to Friedrich Wilhelm August Heinrich Ferdinand von Steuben, AKA the guy who turned the Continental Army from pieces of stuff who fought with each other all day into a badass, organized, formidable fighting force.

I am the son of chuck norris.
Your argument is invalid.

Chuck Norris is a handicapped old coot.

My family is related to a bunch of people who sat, drinking Iced Tea during WWII.
Yay.

I am the son of chuck norris.

Whoops, I forgot about him, he's my uncle.

my great great grandfather never went to college

My mom's a lawyer
wo mai famie is so cul!

my great great grandfather never went to college

neithar did u LOLOOLOLOLOO


Damn Rockslide, all those great men in your family and you're on a lego game forum. :cookieMonster:

Nah brother I kid, but I'm definitely finding info about my ancestors tomorrow.