Jesus, My Family has a History of Badassery

[blaman]

Part of my family moved to the US ages ago and became hardcore slave traders. There is still a lot of farm land down there owned under my name.

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[Cyanian]

I know my great great however many great grandfather signed the Declaration of Independence.

Josiah Bartlett's wiki can be found here.

I'm directly related, no 4th cousin stuff. My last name is not the same though because he was related through my mother's side of the family.

[Oasis]

Most of you won't believe me, but my earliest traceable ancestor came to America in the 1600s, settled in Jamestown.

My heritage has been traced back to a Sarah Franklin, a relative of Benjamin Franklin, statesman, printer, diplomat, founding father. More recently it I found out I was related to Senator John Sherman, principal author of the Sherman Anti-Trust Act of 1890. John Sherman was the younger brother of William Tecumseh Sherman, the General in the Civil War responsible for the burning of Atlanta, Georgia in the Civil War and anything between it and Savannah Georgia, in his March to Sea, causing nearly $100 million in damage.

I also have letters from one of my ancestors that was in a fort/town that was essentially besieged by Native Americans.

One of my aunts or great aunts traced and kept track of the family history, but she recently died. I'll have to ask my dad for those papers, but it's like a huge stack of history, letters, and legal documents.

[RedGajin]

My grandpa was Jesus.

[Cyanian]

My grandpa was Jesus.

My grandma makes cookies.

[Tango]

my family owned slaves. lol.

[Nikki]

I have no idea if anything interesting in my linage. Maybe my great great great grand kids will look back into their history and find me. Of course, now I have to do something bad ass. >:c

[Thompson]

My great great grandfather moved here from Scott Land, he was a part of the mead clan  and became a boxer, he was called "Iron jaw" Idk what it means, sounds bad ass.

[GodlyFireFight]

Unless your grandpappy did a 720 claymoreswitch fakie off a 12 story building hes not badass
Unless you grandpa shot zombies hes only somewhat badass.

[RedGajin]

My great great grandfather moved here from Scott Land, he was a part of the mead clan  and became a boxer, he was called "Iron jaw" Idk what it means, sounds bad ass.

I didn't know there was a country called that. Also, was he as big of a friend as you are?

[Cyanian]

I didn't know there was a country called that. Also, was he as big of a friend as you are?

Well aren't you just vile.

[MrMcCakey]

I was adopted by the Russian Mafia. That's why I obsess over Russia so much.

[Belogna]

My grand father is WW2 veteran who survived being shot in the ass, colon cancer, and blood loss.

my mother died from ammonia twice and is still living, she cracked her head open twice, she has gotten a gun pulled on her

my father is apparently apart of the military, top secret stuff so I have never met him.

my brother got his eye shot out in a robbery. He has also been set on fire (lolaccident)

I got hit by a truck, I hit the ice so hard with the back of my head it makes football look bad and didn't get a concussion.

My family is more badass than all of yours.

[GodlyFireFight]

my mother died from ammonia twice and is still living, she cracked her head open twice, she has gotten a gun pulled on her

Tha forget?

[RedGajin]

My grand father is WW2 veteran who survived being shot in the ass, colon cancer, and blood loss.

my mother died from ammonia twice and is still living, she cracked her head open twice, she has gotten a gun pulled on her

my father is apparently apart of the military, top secret stuff so I have never met him.

my brother got his eye shot out in a robbery. He has also been set on fire (lolaccident)

I got hit by a truck, I hit the ice so hard with the back of my head it makes football look bad and didn't get a concussion.

My family is more badass than all of yours.

Well my dad was killed on a cross then came back to life!

adopted by the Russian Mafia.

nope