Author Topic: My Lunch Table.  (Read 2774 times)

« Last Edit: May 13, 2014, 09:08:01 AM by matham2 »

Do people at your school do that stupid as stuff thing where they tap the pens on desks and think it makes them as swagalicious as me? It's loving handicapped, and a kid at lunch broke a pen doing that and it exploded all over the table he was sitting at, so his mature friends all ditched the table and swarmed my table where my friends and I sit, and those douchebags all come in without warning, like what the forget?

Today at lunch, a kid threw a chicken nugget down a girl's shirt. It landed between her boobs and we all laughed as she pulled it out and ate it.

The kid who did that is also known for throwing quarters in the same area. He also cracks jokes a lot.

My friends and I do this weird thing with a plastic bag. You blow the zip-lock back up, close it, and push one corner of the bag in. Place a grape in that indent, then pop the bag and the grapes fly out extremely fast and actually hurt if you get hit lol

we've been shooting people all week

My friends and I do this weird thing with a plastic bag. You blow the zip-lock back up, close it, and push one corner of the bag in. Place a grape in that indent, then pop the bag and the grapes fly out extremely fast and actually hurt if you get hit lol

we've been shooting people all week
loving brilliant. Why did I never think of this?

loving brilliant. Why did I never think of this?

I know, we nearly stuff our pants when we discovered this monday haha

I know, we nearly stuff our pants when we discovered this monday haha
I have to try this tomorrow, I can pack grapes and a bag. stuff's gonna be fun.



That's the facial expression he uses when his wart covered fingers start penetrating your star fish.

"No dude stop hitting the camera"

"You can't stop me!" (Smack)

Drugs
And things to do on weekends.


Sandvich trying to look older and skinny with his weird facial positions.

My lunch table last year was hilarious.

They would give us straws that were PERFECT for shooting rice halfway across the lunchroom like some kind of african tribesman.



They also supplied you with plastic sporks useful for flinging almonds and spearing those peas that you can never get with a normal spoon!
« Last Edit: October 06, 2011, 09:12:12 PM by Jorici »



oh god my school has the same trays, same tables, and stuff ; ;

stuffty jokes mainly

Me: Hey Name [1]
Name [1]: WHAT DOES GRASS PLAY IN ITS SPARE TIME
Me: What
Name [2]: A PSTREE

Insert Chicken for Grass, Insert Xbawck360 for PSTREE