Title says it all; post the best joke(s) you have ever heard Let me start:
Once up on a time there was a truck driver transporting sandwiches on a highway. There was a red light coming from the dark and the truck driver stopped. the light said "Im a friend from mars, and im hungry". The truck driver gave the red light some sandwiches. continuing down the road there was a green light and the truck driver stopped. the green light said "Im a friend from mars, and im hungry" so the truck driver game the green light some sandwiches. The same happened whit purple and yellow lights until a blue light came up and the truck driver stopped and asked "let me guess, your another of those marshian friends huh?" the blue light said "Could i have a look at your drivers license sir?"
