"Righty then. Either way, this is gonna be a duck hunt."
TIMESKIP!
"This is Phoenix 5, I have what appears to be a few Il-76s. Engaging now, going weapons hot!"
"Dance with the Phoenix, bitch!"
I squeeze the trigger, and a Sidewinder flies into 76's right outer engine, blasting it apart and breaking off half the wing. The aircraft enters a wild tumble, and I see several soldiers jump for their doomed carrier. "Splash 1 fatcar!"