118th Tactical Fighter Wing: Aces are Born - Mission 9 - Shattered Skies

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Not at all. A-10 granted. You'll get her tomorrow."

HA!

Tomcats are badass anyway.

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

I put on an excited old man accent, the one time my humor showed. The cane really made the show. "Uoh boi, ohhh dwear, dis gon be guuud."

Tomcats are badass anyway.

You can eat my aerial dust.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"...what?"

[HelplessNobb88]

"Extreme PTSD." One said above the others. They subdued the man and brought him to the mental facilities.

Meanwhile I landed and was given this list by Captain Davenport. "Anything under 20,000." He told me. I looked over the list carefully.

Captain Davenport came in to the infirmary. "Well, you need a new aircraft, but we decided to let the pilots pick a new plane. Nothing over 20,000," he said, handing me the list. "Hmm... what to pick, what to pick..." Suddenly the F-18E caught my eye. "The F-18E Super Hornet." "Alright, then, she'll be waiting for you in your hangar when you can fly again." He said, leaving the room. I laid back and sighed.

[*FacePalm*]

Wait
Why can't I use a Blackbird?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Wait
Why can't I use a Blackbird?

1) You are not in this RP

2) You can't use a loving SR-71

[*FacePalm*]

1) You are not in this RP

2) You can't use a loving SR-71

I meant I would join if I could use one.
So what plane can I use?

[xxxxkill]

Wait
Why can't I use a Blackbird?

/facepalm

Being a free-lance, you probably won't have access to such a vehicle. We're all in the loving Air Force. So we loving can.

"...what?"

"Some weird old man accent. Also, anybody wanna hear a joke?"

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I meant I would join if I could use one.
So what plane can I use?

I don't want you loving up more of my RP's.

DON'T SAY WATCHER.

[*FacePalm*]

I don't want you loving up more of my RP's.

DON'T SAY WATCHER.

I'm not blaming Watcher, I know I did horrible.
But this being MUCH more restricted, what's the worst I could do?

[NoZoner]

"forget yes!" I shouted at the top of my lungs, "No more sharing the damn roosterpit!"

I began to daze off into space, thinking about all of the fun of flying the Warthog.

I'm not blaming Watcher, I know I did horrible.
But this being MUCH more restricted, what's the worst I could do?

Attempting to use the SR-71 for dogfighting when it was made for recconnaissance.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I'm not blaming Watcher, I know I did horrible.
But this being MUCH more restricted, what's the worst I could do?

"forget yes!" I shouted at the top of my lungs, "No more sharing the damn roosterpit!"

I began to daze off into space, thinking about all of the fun of flying the Warthog.


Attempting to use the SR-71 for dogfighting when it was made for recconnaissance.

Thiiiis

[*FacePalm*]

Thiiiis

Ok, I get it, no BB.

So what's in store? AC130?

[battlebrain]

I've succeeded to hide my arm wound so far, maybe I'll bleed out.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Ok, I get it, no BB.

So what's in store? AC130?

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