My friends were trying to get me to play. They let me create a character sheet but once I watched them playing it, it looked so boring. Then they told me about some of the stuff that they did in the Star Wars RPG or whatever and it just sounded like a bunch of Marty Stu characters just beating hordes of trained soldiers with no problem.
I played a mage-thingy girl
The only spell I had was Magic Missile
It took 24 hours to recharge
I shot it in a village at some wizard that was attacking us
It missed and hit a child
The entire village started helping the wizard cuz I killed a little kid
Our GM was gay.