Sleeping with Weapons?

[stuntman021]

Ever hear of a hyperbole?

ever heard of you're a dumpass

Heeheehee... you said entry...

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[Vegetarian Zombie]

Real loving mature, now get out.

brothers can't take a joke

[Domidore66]

Because I can punch a guy before he shoots my face off.

Because you think that a rinky dink gun that shoots tiny balls at 350 FPS can be used effectively in a fight with a real gun.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Because you think that a rinky dink gun that shoots tiny balls at 350 FPS can be used effectively in a fight with a real gun.

heeheehee you said balls

I have no hope

[Kobewarrior]

A wooden longsword and red/gold custom painted wooden sword.

[HerpaDerp]

I have a baseball bat in my closet, as my town doesn't have much crime. But just in case some guys want to do some midnight robbing...

[johnnyboy]

Real loving mature, now get out.

jesus man it was a joke
calm the forget down

[Piarre]

Oh yeah I keep a fireaxe in my closet just incase of fire and I have to break open my window and jump out! Plus I have a bayonet, two deactivated civil war revolvers and some other civil war crap like money and powder flasks in a nearby case. So I basically have an airsoft gun, a fireaxe, and a rusty civil war bayonet that is about 200 years old.

[Hiiro326]

oh stuff your right that is a Natascha
i didn't pay attention to the stats :U

goD try harder!!

[AgentPikmin]

I sleep with a knife due to my extreme paranoia since I was ~nine.

[Peppy]

Its a little uncomfortable under my pillow though :/

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Its a little uncomfortable under my pillow though :/

[Gaythan Gayes]

I live in a pretty big city where crime/burglarly is common

Detroit?

[DaSord213]

I sleep with an iphone with a gun app by me, back off bitches!


Seriously though, I usually only have my pocket knife because anyone who sleeps with a loaded gun under their pillow(including my brother(airsoft WOWE SO DEDLY)) needs to watch less cop shows/secret agent shows.

also ITT: "look at me im a badass i keep wepon near my bed B) i beat people up with them B)"

[Wehrmacht]

well lets see i probably have 1-2 broken airsoft guns under my bed, a 400 fps all metal airsoft ak across from my bed, some random bad airsoft pistols, oh, and a shotgun in the corner of the room.
hehe