Time for Aplem to get a girlfriend

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

There is this bangin hot chick at schoolio. And I want herlio tolio joinlio my legion of the guyfriend and girlfriend. So I have quick question.

how2askhurrout?

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[HerpaDerp]

There is this bangin hot chick at schoolio. And I want herlio tolio joinlio my legion of the guyfriend and girlfriend. So I have quick question.

how2askhurrout?

stick it in her pisser.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

stick it in her pisser.

Thats how to ask her out?

Sounds good to me.

[Stocking]

Go up to her and tell her you're a psychic and that you'll prove it by reading her mind. Tell her to think of a number 1-100, and then guess the number. When you get it right, you'll tell her that you want her to keep it a secret because the government is after you, and then she'll think you're a total badass and that your life is super crazy and exciting and she'll let you feel her forget-udders if you'll only let her be a part of it.

Sure it only has a 1% chance of working, but I'd say it's worth the risk.

[.:FancyPants:.]

her lio to lio join lio

What?

I'd say just go straight up to her and ask. Not only is it simple, but you won't look like an idiot if you screw up trying to do something fancy.

EDIT: Oh I see, -lio...

[Aphtonites]

Go up to her and tell her you're a psychic and that you'll prove it by reading her mind. Tell her to think of a number 1-100, and then guess the number. When you get it right, you'll tell her that you want her to keep it a secret because the government is after you, and then she'll think you're a total badass and that your life is super crazy and exciting and she'll let you feel her forget-udders if you'll only let her be a part of it.

Sure it only has a 1% chance of working, but I'd say it's worth the risk.

It'll be worth the weight.

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Get a boyfriend instead.

[Stocking]

Get a boyfriend instead.

Like Archano

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Like Archano

Quiet you.

[Stocking]

Quiet you.

mmmmmmm ur autism is so loveey

[Nickelob Ultra]

There is this bangin hot chick at schoolio. And I want herlio tolio joinlio my legion of the guyfriend and girlfriend. So I have quick question.

how2askhurrout?

For one, stop adding "-lio" to everything... that's a good start.

[Awdax]

Go up to her and tell her you're a psychic and that you'll prove it by reading her mind. Tell her to think of a number 1-100, and then guess the number. When you get it right, you'll tell her that you want her to keep it a secret because the government is after you, and then she'll think you're a total badass and that your life is super crazy and exciting and she'll let you feel her forget-udders if you'll only let her be a part of it.

Sure it only has a 1% chance of working, but I'd say it's worth the risk.

I've done this, it works, totally legit.

[Slugger]

I've done this, it works, totally legit.

Was it with Stocking?

[Kearn]

off topic has now become girlfriend and gaming computer central

[GamerKing99]

Don't even bother with girls...not worth it