Go up to her and tell her you're a psychic and that you'll prove it by reading her mind. Tell her to think of a number 1-100, and then guess the number. When you get it right, you'll tell her that you want her to keep it a secret because the government is after you, and then she'll think you're a total badass and that your life is super crazy and exciting and she'll let you feel her forget-udders if you'll only let her be a part of it.
Sure it only has a 1% chance of working, but I'd say it's worth the risk.