I Need To Get Laid!!!

[Davy]

Okay, guys, my life really sucks right now

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What do I do guys? :(

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[TapeDeck]

okay how old are you

[Aces]

You stop being horribly unfunny.

[Nickelob Ultra]

<generic 1-$100-hooker/100-$1-hookers joke>

[BlackMod]

haha trolling?

[Hero of Winds]

ask your mom

[Jasa1]

Rape somebody.
I think that would count as getting laid.

[HerpaDerp]

[Tingalz]

<generic 1-$100-hooker/100-$1-hookers joke>

<generic loveual comment such as "stick it in her pooper">

[Kira100000]

who could say no to this cutie pie :)))

[Hero of Winds]

<generic loveual comment such as "stick it in her pooper">

I loled

[Nickelob Ultra]

<generic loveual comment such as "stick it in her pooper">

<generic Tingalz is banned statement>

[oleg662]

Hmm, well that's quite a situation you've got there! I hope you end up having beautiful secks ;)



These topics are getting annoying-not the "I NEED(insert coveted thing here), topics where people are basically making a fad out of something someone complained about in a different topic.)

[Kingdaro]

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[Trymos]

Okay okay.
Cover your neck with chunky peanut butter and let it smooth in your neck.
When that's done your uglyness will flush itself and boost your beauty profile and then you will get laid.
But before you get laid you need to get the chunky peanut butter off your neck. How?
Get a golfing stick and hit yourself in the neck HARD 20 times and your done.
If you followed this guide and done everything correctly don't thank me. I thank you :)