FML. I've always hated kids. They're annoying, loud, unfunny, and stupid. But above all, they don't respect your stuff.
For the past few weeks, my 9 year old brother has been obsessed with Black Ops, and as a result, I have been completely kicked off of my PS3. Sadly enough, Its in my room. Every day after school he slops through is homework and eats a bunch of junkfood. Afterwards he comes in my room and frys his brain.
Well, about 30 minutes ago I was sick of him. This morning I forgot to make my bed when I got up, so when he came in my room to play Black Ops, he said the following to me, "Holy forget. Your rooms a mess. Clear a spot on your bed so I can play."
I was outraged. He comes in my room everyday, MY ROOM, and the first time its nasty he has to tell me about it. Something then clicked in my mind. Its my loving room. I dont have to deal with this stuff.
"Get the hell out of my room you fat forget." (Hes a loving monster. He ways 120lbs and hes 8) "If you come into my room to play that handicapped game one more time for the rest of the week, ill deck you."
He left my room crying. Hes an attention grubbing whore. He crys over everything. I swear to god, the other day we were wrestling and, when he kneed me in the balls and I pushed him down, hes the one who cried. monday.
but I digress;
I then left my room and went in the living room to watch some TV. When I came back to my room a few hours later (30 Minutes ago) I saw him, sitting on my bed playing Black Ops. "What the forget did I tell you? Get the hell out of my room."
He turned around and said to me all snarky, "I'm in the middle of a game. So bite me."
By him saying that, I became really pissed off. I walked over to the PS3, unplugged it, then walked over to him. I grabbed him by his arm, digging my nails into his skin, and threw his ass out of my room.
He started bawling. Apparently he landed on his butt really hard. Him crying pissed me off even more. I then sat down on my bed, pulled oblivion out of its case, and inserted the disk. I grabbed the controller and as I went to hold down the center button to turn it on, I was disgusted. All the buttons were sticky and there was some crust on the back of the controller.
So how can I remove the stick from in between the buttons. I tried using a rag, but thats proving ineffective.
/endrant
