Why is Calliou bald?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Why does everything always have to be such a federal loving issue

Why can't an animated child just be bald without some hidden meaning or reason

FOUR YEAR OLDS NEED loving HAIR.

[Ad Bot]

[Littledude]

Nah, I have a full head of hair.

oooh this explains everything.
Now I know why I hate you.

[HellHound]

FOUR YEAR OLDS NEED loving HAIR.

For what?

[IkeTheGeneric]

I read this thread and watched seven episodes for some reason.

I have come to the conclusion that Calliou has terminal cancer, and for the whole span of the show, he is dying. He doesn't know he is dying, his sister doesn't know he is dying, but everyone else does. That is why he gets all the attention.

And because he gets all the attention, this has caused him to become dependent on said parental figures.

[Lørd Tøny]

I read this thread and watched seven episodes for some reason.

I have come to the conclusion that Calliou has terminal cancer, and for the whole span of the show, he is dying. He doesn't know he is dying, his sister doesn't know he is dying, but everyone else does. That is why he gets all the attention.

And because he gets all the attention, this has caused him to become dependent on said parental figures.

It's amazing how such an innocent children show can blow your mind like that.

Why does everything always have to be such a federal loving issue

Why can't an animated child just be bald without some hidden meaning or reason

Because he gets more attention than his little sister and his little sister has a full head of hair. Coincidence, I think not.

[Supersylox]

* Vegetarian Zombie kicks Supersylox in the balls.

* Supersylox's balls grow 10x and absorb Vegetarian Zombie into itself, and consumes him alive

[Colten]

I read this thread and watched seven episodes for some reason.

I have come to the conclusion that Calliou has terminal cancer, and for the whole span of the show, he is dying. He doesn't know he is dying, his sister doesn't know he is dying, but everyone else does. That is why he gets all the attention.

And because he gets all the attention, this has caused him to become dependent on said parental figures.

Is that why the borders are faded? Because he is fading away? How tragic.

[The Corporation]

* Supersylox's balls grow 10x and absorb Vegetarian Zombie into itself, and consumes him alive

*Corporation freaks the forget out and pulls out a boombox that's playing R00R by Flux Pavillion, in hopes that the dubstep will kill his balls, while running away*

[Rugged]

*Rugged kills all of you bastards.

There. No more roleplay.

[Mr.Noßody]

He was a crack baby.

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

I read this thread and watched seven episodes for some reason.

I have come to the conclusion that Calliou has terminal cancer, and for the whole span of the show, he is dying. He doesn't know he is dying, his sister doesn't know he is dying, but everyone else does. That is why he gets all the attention.

And because he gets all the attention, this has caused him to become dependent on said parental figures.

Is that why the borders are faded? Because he is fading away? How tragic.

my childhood... ruined...

[Lørd Tøny]

Is that why the borders are faded? Because he is fading away? How tragic.

That actually makes sense, if you noticed the newer episodes are more faded than the previous ones.

[Comatose]

Caillou means pebble in French.




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[Vegetarian Zombie]

* Supersylox's balls grow 10x and absorb Vegetarian Zombie into itself, and consumes him alive

* Vegetarian Zombie is inside Supersylox's testicles. He is wondering how they got so big.

Then he remembered the titty monster comic.

[Supersylox]

*Corporation freaks the forget out and pulls out a boombox that's playing R00R by Flux Pavillion, in hopes that the dubstep will kill his balls, while running away*

* Supersylox's balls turn into solid steel

*Rugged kills all of you bastards.

There. No more roleplay.

:(