"...I need a girlfriend..."
I laughed. For no reason whatsoever.
I saw a small building, large enough to house up to at least 6 people, and some animals. It was also situated higher up than the other buildings, so I decided to go there. Bad move, as a strange creature with a snake's head, and a snake tail, but the body of a wolf came out. "stuff!" I pulled out my Glock, unloading an entire magazine into it. It fell in heap a few centimeters away from me. "Eugh."