Cheesy Pick-Up lines

[SlayerZ99]

I dont know why but Ive been reading a lot of these lately

Some I found:
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

post some others

[Ad Bot]

[Supersylox]

"You light my fuse"

[PurpleMetro]

um

[Supersylox]

um

WO BEST PICK UP LINE EVER

[Kingdaro]

i have a large richard and we should have love

[Proog]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U alone in a bedroom so we could have wicked nasty love.

[Supersylox]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U alone in a closet.

Sounds kinky

[Sheath]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

*slaps

[PurpleMetro]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U alone in a bedroom so we could have wicked nasty love.

you stopped me at here

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Excuse me miss, I am a doctor, and I have terrible news. You might not be female. All I have to do is check..."

[SlayerZ99]

Are those shoulder blades? I thought angels had wings

[Kingdaro]

you stopped me at here

am you why cant read whole thing LOL!

[*Magick* Mage]

Should one trip or stumble while they are near you and or once you have been speaking to them for a short while, the best line to use is "I apologize, I hadn't intended to sweep you off your feet quite yet." With an English accent, it will always amaze. Titles of show tunes also always work, too, I hear. It's hard to keep up with all of such, but this is 1922, after all.

[Jairo]

does this rag smell like chloroform?

[Skateaton]

hi.
i like cheese
lets forget k