Author Topic: Cheesy Pick-Up lines  (Read 4277 times)

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
ha, never heard that one before



You must work at Subway because you're giving me a footlong ;)

I put the STD in STUD all I need is U

;3


You must work at Subway because you're giving me a footlong ;)
oh god haha

that's awesome

my willy wonka wants to explore your chocolate factory

my mom posted this on facebook once legit

my willy wonka wants to explore your chocolate factory

my mom posted this on facebook once legit

o gawd mega fuk me

u turn mai software into hardware :3

u turn mai software into hardware :3
software can't turn into hardware...
it should at least make some sense...

Your so hot, I forgot my pickup line!

software can't turn into hardware...
it should at least make some sense...

making sense is not my specialty.

So far Slayer and Magick's pickup lines would be ones I'd want to hear from a guy in love with me :I
However, some of the others made me laugh.

I bet you guys I could easily pick up a girl with a good sense of humor with one of these.
(Mine and Magicks not yours lol)

Wait ... girls actually find this stuff flattering?