Author Topic: Cheesy Pick-Up lines (Read 4249 times)

Caution · October 17, 2011, 08:35:41 PM

Just posted one to FB a while ago.

Girl, if you were a pocket, you'd be a Hot Pocket. (Made it up. :D)

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Zaure · October 17, 2011, 08:36:28 PM

I bet you guys I could easily pick up a girl with a good sense of humor with one of these.
(Mine and Magicks not yours lol)

Lol a girl I know works at Subway so mine'd be perfect to use on her :D

Nikki · October 17, 2011, 08:38:19 PM

A guy said this to me during Research Science

"Are you a parking ticket, because you have fine all over you."

Took me a bit to get it.

Mega-Bear · October 17, 2011, 08:39:15 PM

A guy said this to me during Research Science

"Are you a parking ticket, because you have fine all over you."

Took me a bit to get it.

Did it make you happy.

Because I'm starting to think these may actually work on girls.

SlayerZ99 · October 17, 2011, 08:39:23 PM

Lol a girl I know works at Subway so mine'd be perfect to use on her :D

lol I would probably be pretty weirded out

Just posted one to FB a while ago.

Girl, if you were a pocket, you'd be a Hot Pocket. (Made it up. :D)

lol

Nom|Aplem|Nom · October 17, 2011, 08:40:16 PM

I want to stick my burrito in your fish taco.

Note : This only works on Mexicans

Westonini2 · October 17, 2011, 08:41:15 PM

"Excuse me miss, I am a doctor, and I have terrible news. You might not be female. All I have to do is check..."

Nice. XD

Davy · October 17, 2011, 08:42:34 PM

"I'm black and I have large genitalia."
Always works for me.

Nikki · October 17, 2011, 08:42:53 PM

Did it make you happy.

Because I'm starting to think these may actually work on girls.

Nah, he was joking. He's sorta the class clown, he's coming up with a lot of pick up lines. :I

SlayerZ99 · October 17, 2011, 08:44:14 PM

Did it make you happy.

Because I'm starting to think these may actually work on girls.

I guarantee you, you find a girl with a good sense of humor it will

Col. Burton · October 17, 2011, 08:45:30 PM

"You look absolutely pulchritudinous!"
'I'm sorry, what?"
"It's a five syllable word for beautiful"
"aww :3"

SuperFlopp · October 17, 2011, 09:27:30 PM

Hey garl, wuts da difference between a Lamborghini a boner?

I DON'T HAVE A LAMBORGHINI.

viper30000 · October 17, 2011, 09:29:32 PM

Only works if its on the internet or texting

love_al Harass__nt
And all thats missing is "u" and "me"

viper30000 · October 17, 2011, 09:30:42 PM

Wait ... girls actually find this stuff flattering?

No at all
but hey its funny

Night Fox · October 17, 2011, 09:30:54 PM

Hey garl, wuts da difference between a Lamborghini a boner?
I DON'T HAVE A LAMBORGHINI.

I actually like this one