Author Topic: Cheesy Pick-Up lines (Read 4220 times)

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Night Fox · October 17, 2011, 10:34:07 PM

^I like all of those

Skateaton · October 17, 2011, 10:35:00 PM

TheScout · October 17, 2011, 10:35:13 PM

Is this Subway? because I have a foot-long

Wesley Williams · October 17, 2011, 11:11:16 PM

These are all horrible. This one worked for my brother:
"Not trying to impress you or anything... but I'm BATMAN."

Ziyek · October 17, 2011, 11:37:11 PM

Hey there sailor, i'd let you drop your load in my port anyday ;)

Jerkface · October 17, 2011, 11:59:49 PM

You know, you can tell the age of a tree by cutting it in the middle and counting its rings. Tell me your age so I don't have to go through with this.

...wait, that won't work.

Captain Crazy · October 18, 2011, 12:07:08 AM

"That onion smell? I dunno man. Let's dirty forget."

GodlyFireFight · October 18, 2011, 01:33:01 AM

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Flamecannon · October 18, 2011, 01:34:02 AM

Quote from: Supersylox on October 17, 2011, 07:38:24 PM

"You light my fuse"

hy bbe

skill4life · October 18, 2011, 01:41:50 AM

Quote from: Jairo on October 17, 2011, 07:42:32 PM

does this rag smell like chloroform?

It may be because i'm tired as hell but holy stuff i laughed way harder than i should have at that.

Skorpion · October 18, 2011, 03:28:16 AM

Does this smell like chlorophyll to you?

SlayerZ99 · October 18, 2011, 02:35:37 PM

bump

CapTMeaT · October 18, 2011, 02:42:15 PM

One day while walking into my residential college, there was this guy hitting on a girl
HE used this line

YO GIRL LEMME PEE IN YO BUTT

Skorpion · October 18, 2011, 02:48:50 PM

Excuse me, I dropped my soap. Could you bend over and pick it up for me? *raepfaic*