Cheesy Pick-Up lines

[Messes]

two in the pink, one in the stink

d'ohohoh

[Ad Bot]

[Littledude]

d'ohohoh

two in the pink
fist in the stink

D:

[Hrvatski Jezik]

YO GIRL LEMME PEE IN YO BUTT

what the forget?

aside from the stupidity, I fell out of my chair reading that

[Mushroom man]

[Lando The Climber]

Is it all right if I insert my snake into your star fish?

[Hrvatski Jezik]

these are my two friends

they take my testicles

and put them

in your vajj

[SlayerZ99]

those arent even pick-up lines lol

[DracoSoul]

"i want to enter your void"

always works for me

[Funkadelic]

I have a pink star fish.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I have a pink star fish.

* Vegetarian Zombie rapes Funkadelic.

[SlayerZ99]

I have a pink star fish.

how is that even close to a pick-up line lol

[Hrvatski Jezik]

how is that even close to a pick-up line lol

i've got a red star fish

[Kingdaro]

i've got a red star fish

no seriously

who the hell are you

[Talent74]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U alone in a bedroom so we could have wicked nasty love.

I shot soda out of my nose when I read that.

[SlayerZ99]

I shot soda out of my nose when I read that.

oh gosh lol

no seriously

who the hell are you

exactly what Im thinking