can opened itself

[Nymethus]

Ligger i sängen och försöker sova. Hör åt ljud som om nån metallgrej ramlat ner på golvet. Tänker att katten har väl vält ner något. Öppnar dörren. Locket till en burk vapenfett ligger på golvet bredvid burken. Katten ligger och sover i köket. Vad i helvete?

Reasonable English:
Lying in bed and trying to sleep. I hear a sound as if some metal thing fell down on the floor. Oh well it was probably the cat. I open the door. The lid of a tin of gun grease is lying on the floor next to the tin. The cat is sleeping in the kitchen. What the hell?

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[otto-san]

neat story dude! :D

why did that can open on its own?

paranormal activity 4

[e-maxx]

pressure

[Uncle Bengs]

skyll på kristdemokraterna

[Skorpion]

Feed your loving cat.

[PurpleMetro]

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[Nymethus]

pressure

tell me more

[Col. Burton]

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I was reading this as COCZ

[Mega-Bear]

>Can opens itself.
>Full of gun grease.
This can only get worse.

[Hrvatski Jezik]

I was reading this as COCZ

me too, lol

[Nymethus]

I was reading this as COCZ

are you saying there's more to it than that?

[PurpleMetro]

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User was banned for this post

[Tingalz]

Wait is this something that actually happened to you?

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reported for spamming

[Nymethus]

Wait is this something that actually happened to you?

yes, about half an hour ago. I haven't touched the lid.

[Mega-Bear]

yes, about half an hour ago. I haven't touched the lid.

lol