Author Topic: You've been hired to kill the user above you. (Read 9304 times)

Funkadelic · October 31, 2011, 02:56:43 PM

Death by dinosaur

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Kill All · October 31, 2011, 03:10:46 PM

Make you live with %1
Enough said.

JPSC · October 31, 2011, 03:12:47 PM

are you a girl?

Sniper-471 · October 31, 2011, 03:13:37 PM

Spit acid on him.

JPSC · October 31, 2011, 03:14:28 PM

Quote from: JPSC on October 31, 2011, 03:12:47 PM

are you a girl?

Kill All · October 31, 2011, 03:17:24 PM

Death by super loud nyan cat music, if you dont die of annoyance, the volume will kill you :3

Lil Robot · October 31, 2011, 03:18:00 PM

suffocation by [redacted]

Chainbullet · October 31, 2011, 05:12:30 PM

Justin Bieber in his house

otto-san · October 31, 2011, 05:43:10 PM

with a chaingun

Plethora · October 31, 2011, 05:49:16 PM

Hire another person to hire another person to smuggle in an illegal sniper rifle from a Russian army surplus store. The buyer will give the rifle to the first guy, who will kill him. Then he kills my target. I pay him with a million (counterfeit) dollars inside a briefcase linde with plastic explosives, which explode exactly 2 minutes after I hand it off to him, killing him, and destroying the sniper rifle.

I've given too much thought to this.

mp7964 · October 31, 2011, 05:57:36 PM

Extracting the scrotum.

Hrvatski Jezik · October 31, 2011, 06:00:52 PM

Shooting him in the thigh with a CZ-75 SP-01 Tactical, chambered in .40 S&W, and equipped with a shell catcher.

I would then cover his/her body with petrol and burn it.

Then I would throw the ashes into the river Vltava.

mp7964 · October 31, 2011, 06:03:25 PM

Quote from: Hrvatski Jezik on October 31, 2011, 06:00:52 PM

Shooting him in the thigh with a CZ-75 SP-01 Tactical, chambered in .40 S&W, and equipped with a shell catcher.

I would then cover his/her body with petrol and burn it.

Then I would throw the ashes into the river Vltava.

What's that supposed to mean?

Sheath · October 31, 2011, 06:04:44 PM

Cover your face with a towel and drown you with bleach.

Kill All · October 31, 2011, 06:13:59 PM

Come out of his computer and drag him inside the monitor, put him in a. Random folder, jump out of the computer and delete the folder forever. Then explode the computer and put its remains in an active volcano.