In the time before time, there were four alien beings.
One of the beings discovered a way to look into the future of the universe through the eyes of an organism that had yet to be created.
The being taught the other beings to do this.
Eventually, they all decided to see the universe through the eyes of the same future organism.
The organism would later be classified as a member of the
homo sapiens species.
It began to search through pages and pages of crude images on a website called ... DeviantArt.
The alien beings wanted to look away, but they couldn't. Image after image, they became more and more addicted to the experience, even though it was slowly poisoning their minds.
In given time, they lost their sanity. Like clay, they molded themselves into one ultra tiny blue ball. They lost their sentience and became the Four Forces: Weak Nuclear Force, Strong Nuclear Force, Gravitational Force and Electromagnetic Force.
The ball rapidly expanded, forming the universe and paving the way for the existence of Humanity.
For an eternity, it was just those four alien beings, floating in nothingness and chatting about ... Stuff.
DeviantArt killed them, but also created the universe as we know it.