Oh math, you never cease to amuse me

[Sivad]

is it bad that this gave me a boner

O.o ok then

[Ad Bot]

[sorrel]

is it bad that this gave me a boner

It's only bad if you want it to be ;)

[Col. Burton]

It's only bad if you want it to be ;)

[Travis [bob36455]]

John ate 68 candy bars, and now he has 12, what does he have now?

Diabetes

[carolcat]

John ate 68 candy bars, and now he has 12, what does he have now?

Diabetes

And one huge stomach ache.

[Trymos]

And one huge stomach ache.

And one awesome death.

[asablief]

Sister! I just ate 3 / 8th of my sandwhich, therefore I have 5 / 8th left!


"why are you telling me this"

[King Leo]

 
You gotta love math!

[Blockomanian]

-snippity-
 
You gotta love math!

win.

[Ziyek]

Way to change the joke.
It was originally like "Only in math can you buy 600 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the forget is wrong with you"

[Coolio]

John ate 68 candy bars, and now he has 12, what does he have now?

Diabetes

i lol'd heartily

[pocketrocket300]

Only in physics can you have a man 3m tall.
True story.

[Night Fox]

aren't these problems usually labeled as 'real-life applications" too?

[pocketrocket300]

Yep.

[Night Fox]

I'll let you know when I find a real-life application for being able to simplify (5³7²) + (5⁶7⁵)