Author Topic: what did steve jobs see?  (Read 3020 times)

He probably meant ,oh wow this is what dying feels like.

He realized that technically, every religion is correct in some form and yet they all conform to science. For example, Ra did have to carry the sun across the sky, but then along came Copernicus and took care of that for him with his heliocentric theory. Creationism is false, but God worked with a couple other guys to guide our pre-human ancestors along the path towards sentience. And so on.

Deep stuff, man.
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He ded, It doesn't matter, he probably just thought of some new innovation that would suck the dollars directly from our wallets instead of him having to make some cheesy product.

my god, its full of stars!

He saw that Gawd 2.0 uses Windows.

So he hallucinated about trying it and was astonished by it's vast superiorness. :cookiemonster:

He saw Microsoft in 20 years



I feel like a horrible person, but I also feel like I did what had to be done.
Yes, I did the stuffty MSpaint edit that probably would have been done at some point anyway
Motherloving genius, oh God lol.

He saw that advice-dog spinoff picture of him and how his life flashed before his eyes except iOS doesn't support flash.

That's why he said "oh wow, oh wow, oh wow."



I feel like a horrible person, but I also feel like I did what had to be done.
Yes, I did the stuffty MSpaint edit that probably would have been done at some point anyway

am i a bad person for laughing at this?

She made it up for effect


he forgot to turn off his oven

He forgot to push the button that unleashed the iBattledroids that conquer the earth for the trade federation.